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"I'll Assume You're Not Very Nice": Bartenders Are Revealing The Judgements They Assign To Popular Drink Orders
"Ordering this is just alcoholic lingo for 'I'm just here to get f*ed up.'"
“It Will Taste So Much Better, But No One Will Be Able To Guess Why”: 33 Genius Cooking Hacks That Rely On A Single Secret Ingredient
"A friend of mine learned this in culinary school, and I've adopted it as my own ever since."
People Are Sharing Really Smart Ways To Protect Yourself And Stay Safe While Traveling Alone
"It may sound silly, but doing this will keep unwanted strangers from bothering you."
“A True Disappointment:” People Are Sharing Underwhelming Travel Destinations To Skip, And The Gems You Should Consider Instead
"This one may be controversial, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone."
17 Movies With Unhappy Endings That People Still Love
"Best movie I never want to watch again."
People Are Sharing The Affordable Foods They Eat All The Time That Are Considered "Luxuries" By The Rest Of The World
"I was moderately poor, but I ate caviar all the time as a cheap snack."
People Are Sharing Toxic Parenting Trends That Are Popular Today, And So Many Valid Points Are Being Made
Stop making your child terrified to fail.
People Are Sharing The Underrated Cooking Advice That Actually Changed The Way They Cook
"Ever since then, I keep a box of it around. It's a total lifesaver in the kitchen."
"Tourists Always Fall For It": Locals Are Sharing The Common Mistakes That Travelers Make Around The World
"It's a shame that people fall for this, because there are so many quieter, underrated attractions to see."
People Are Sharing The "American" Ingredients They Can't Find Overseas, And I Honestly Can't Imagine Living Without Some
"It's so tough to find outside of North America. I learned this the hard way."
People Say These 19 "Wholesome" Things Are Actually Toxic, And I'm Curious If You Agree
The "toxic positivity" has got to stop.
These 15 Menu Items Should Be Avoided At All Costs, According To Workers At Popular Fast-Food Restaurants
It's important to know these things.
Mental Health Professionals Are Sharing The Most Common Thing Their Clients Are Ashamed To Tell Them But Are Actually Very Normal
"We've heard everything. It won't shock us (unless maybe it's someone new to the field). Even if it's a unique circumstance, we'll get the underlying feeling behind it."
Employees Who Report To IRL Michael Scotts Are Sharing The Most Outrageous Thing Their Boss Has Done, And It's Low-Key Hilarious
"One day, we had 'kidnapping drills,' where we 'learned how to not be kidnapped.' Notably, this was a regular, boring office in a regular, boring suburb."
15 People Who Went To The Airport And Just Could Not Catch A Darn Break
Taking off your pants and sitting the whole flight in your underwear should get you put on a no-fly list.
24 "I'm So Self-Centered And Oblivious" Screenshots That Are Pure Entitlement
Imagine going through life thinking like this.
Women Who "Dated" Older Men As Teenage Girls And Later Realized They Were Really Predators Are Sharing Their Stories
"Now, I'm 32 and just realized this man was a predator last year."
People Are Sharing Famous Companies That Went Bankrupt Over Dumb Decisions, And Now I Finally Know What Happened To Sears
"Sears was posed to make e-commerce a thing back in the late '80s with no chance for outsiders like Amazon to catch on."
People Are Sharing Their Experiences Being In A Coma, And I Still Have So Many Questions
"When I woke up, I had cards and flowers from all these people whose living rooms I’d been visiting in my coma."
Here Are Instant "Red Flags" In Relationships That Signal Things Probably Won’t Work Out, According To Relationship Experts
"It is a death knell for the relationship and one of the most common causes of resentment."
63 Behind-The-Scenes Movie Facts That Are Adorable, Heartwarming, Or Just Plain Cute
If I were a director, I, too, would put my pet in every movie I made.
24 "I'm So Self-Centered And Oblivious" Screenshots That Are Pure Entitlement
Imagine going through life thinking like this.
21 People Who Just Wanted To Sell Stuff Online But Encountered The Worst Potential Buyers
"Since you won this TV in a raffle, donate it to me instead of selling it for money."
21 Unexpected Things People Found On Their Property That Would Probably Go For A Lot On eBay
A literal CAN of Gatorade from the '70s was dug up in a backyard.
21 Reminders Of What Pizza Hut In The '90s Was Like That Are Truly Going To Drag You Down Memory Lane
Those red glasses and chandeliers!
50 Screenshots Of Absolutely Unhinged Messages On Dating Apps That Make Me Very Glad I'm Single In 2022
The audacity is simply astounding.
The World Needs Good Vibes, So Here Are 26 Heartwarming Notes People Left For Others
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying. Okay, maybe we're both crying.
30 People Who Had Too Much Liquid Courage, Not Enough Self-Control, And Unfortunately, Their Phone
"I was drunk when I messaged you. I'm a big fan of your beans tho."
A Cheating Husband Who Was Caught On Tinder, Weaponized Incompetence At Its Finest, And 11 Other Entitled Husbands Who Are Just Bad News
These husbands have left me speechless — and not in a good way.
14 Screenshots Of Entitled Brides Making Shocking, Wild, And Ridiculous Demands For Their Wedding
Imagine forcing people to pay $2,000 to be in a wedding party. 😳
23 People Who Tried To Make A Nice Thanksgiving Dinner, But Something Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong
I really wish I could unsee that octopus-stuffed turkey.
People Are Sharing "Ugly Truths" About Adulthood They Wish They Knew When They Were Younger, And Wow
"I should have started saving for retirement at 21 — but stupid me kept putting it off because I used the excuse that I was so 'broke,' and I’ll do it later, I’ll do it next year, or whatever. Also, stupid me didn’t stop and think that even if I just started putting a little bit of money away at that time, I would be a millionaire right now."
15 Parents Whose Days Went So Hysterically Wrong They Found Themselves Begging For A Redo
These parents’ bad days might just make you feel a little better about yours. 😬
14 Parents Whose Kids Made Them Laugh So Hard On Halloween They Thought They Busted Something
Halloween shouldn't be this funny for parents.
21 Surprising Confessions From Women Who Earn "Significantly More" Money Than Their Partners
"I make more. In my opinion, it all depends on the ego of your husband. My husband has always been my number-one supporter, but I have been SHOCKED at how my coworkers talk about my husband not making as much as I do. It makes me sad that there are so many husbands that feel the need to suppress their partner for their own egos."
Divorced People Are Confessing Why They Regret Getting A Divorce, And It's Heartbreaking
"Even though he has forgiven me, I will never forgive myself."
17 Hilarious Neighbors Who Refused To Hold Back With Their Halloween Decorations
Some houses go for spooky. They went for the comedy.
17 Verrrrry Subtle Things That Actually Reveal A Lot About Someone
If you really want to get to know someone, just look at their trash.
16 Times Actors Were So Poorly Cast In Movies, They Basically Ruined The Whole Thing
"Having Maria Bello in the third Mummy movie, replacing Rachel Weisz, was a terrible choice. It would’ve been better to say Evelyn died than to recast her."
This Woman Hired A New Dog Sitter, And While She Was Away, She Kept Getting Notifications That The Sitter Was Doing A Ridiculous Amount Of Laundry
This person wants to know how she should address a situation where her pet sitter is abusing the use of her amenities...and is free laundry — no matter how much — a perk of dog sitting?
15 Dating App Conversations That Started Normal Before Taking Creepy, Excessively Sexual Turns
Zero subtlety, lots of uncomfortable, forced sexual conversation.
19 Tinder Screenshots From Recently That Show How Wild Modern Dating Is
Cold/gross world out there, y'all.
17 Things You Probably Shouldn't Brag About, And If You Do, You May Have Some Red Flags
"When someone tries to one-up your struggles; it’s not only annoying, but a huge red flag. It just shows that they will literally never be there for you and make every conversation about themselves." 🚩
13 Married People Who Could've Laid Off On The Spouse Trolling, But Instead Chose Violence
These spouses went all the way in.
29 Things About Being Lower Class That "Rich People" Learned After Marrying Someone Significantly Poorer Than Them
"I was surprised that food was a privilege or luxury — not a given. My parents are fairly well-off, and I grew up in a house with an always-stocked pantry and refrigerator. If I was hungry, I ate without question. My wife grew up in relative poverty. If she was hungry, there was a strong likelihood there was no food in the house, and she would stay hungry."
18 Screenshots Of Food Service Workers Dealing With Customers And Management Who Stooped So, So Low
People working in food service deserve better.
115 Very Good Comebacks You Wish You Could've Come Up With
Oooohhh, burrnnnn.
170 Design Fails You Won't Believe Actually Exist
"What is this? A center for ants?" — Zoolander
People Are Sharing Things Rich People Buy That Poor People Don't Even Know Exist, And It's Wild
"My boss is so rich that we literally got kidnapping insurance on him in case someone tries to abduct him for a ransom. We have an entire contingency plan on what to do and who to contact if it ever happens."
15 Parents Who Will One Day Look Upon These Hysterical Mistakes And, Well, Still Cringe
These fails will keep these parents humble as hell.
18 Wannabe "Influencers" Acting Like Entitled A-Holes, And Honestly It's So Embarrassing
They really think people care about their follower count!
A Dad Keeps Making This Babysitter Feel Bad For Charging While His Kid Is Sleeping. Who Is In The Wrong Here?
A father said, "You get expensive if you're here when the baby is napping." This made the babysitter feel awful and like she was in the wrong. But, we think the dad is really the jerk in this situation. Do you agree?
18 Reviews People Actually Wrote About Products And Restaurants That Made Me Question Humanity's Intelligence Level
"I hate this place because teens were there enjoying there self's" — a 1-star theme park review.
This Woman Pulled The Ultimate Payback On Her Sister-In-Law Who Always Refuses To Pay For Her Own Meals
"She stays with us instead of in a hotel, and always wants to go to expensive restaurants. She always conveniently forgets her wallet or comes up with some excuses as to why she can’t pay her share. She has implied that since I make much more money than her, I should be the one to pay..."
27 Of The Most Shocking And Heartbreaking Regrets People Have From Their Teen Years
"Looking back at the way I bullied this one girl, I was cruel and thoughtless. I’m 50 now, and it still hurts me."
17 Screenshots That Show How Birthdays Bring Out The Worst In Some People
"Don't wish me happy birthday unless you're also gonna Venmo me some money!"
Women Revealed The Worst Thing They Heard A Man They Thought They Were Close To Say, And It's Terrifying
"Our other friends excused his behavior because they said it wasn't like he was going to hurt me."
16 Married People Whose Mistakes Are So Sad They're Literally Hysterical
These spouse fails will be remembered for a long, long time.
17 Hilariously Quirky Teachers Who Definitely Make Everyone At Their School LOL
Their level of hilarity is unmatched.
15 Faith-In-Humanity-Draining Screenshots Of Interactions On Bumble That Show How Exhausting Dating Is
Extreme jealousy from someone you're barely getting to know is ALARMING.
17 Screenshots Of Bad Decisions That Prove Something About Weddings Really Clouds People’s Judgment
There are no limits to what people are willing to ask wedding guests to provide.
People Are Confessing Shocking Secrets About Their Parents That They Shouldn't Know, And It's Wild
"As a young kid, I overheard my parents screaming in another room about what age I was when my dad left us. Mom said 3 months. Dad said 3 years. I didn’t know he left at all."
17 Irritating-To-Look-At Screenshots Of Bosses And Companies That Look Like They Would Be Miserable To Work For
Unprofessional, incompetent, and in charge.
37 Unintentionally Funny Screenshots Of Baby Boomer Messages That'll Make You Cackle
Listen...technology isn't for everyone.
People Are Revealing The Heartbreaking Moments That Ended Their Friendship With Their Best Friend, And It's Verrry Messy
"I got cancer twice. He didn't bother to call, text, or visit."
19 Photos Of Things Blending In So Well That It Looks Like A Glitch In The Simulation
Incredibly slim chances of these things happening again.
Employees Are Sharing "Truths" About Jobs People Often Misjudge, And It's Eye-Opening
"I'm an embalmer. People assume we're creepy or morbid, but families do appreciate and understand the care we take with their loved one, which makes it all worth it."
24 Shocking “Wedding” Stories From People Who Said “I Don’t” At The Altar Or Just Never Showed Up
"The groom had been struggling for a few years, deciding whether to get married or to become a priest. The morning of the wedding, he just didn't show up."
14 Times People Were Cringey And Proudly In The Wrong On LinkedIn
Bragging about working on your wedding day? Odd.
19 Seriously Funny Parents Who Have Failed Before No Doubt, But Never, Ever Like This
They were NOT expecting their days to go like this.
23 Screenshots Of The Rudest, Cringiest, And Most Shocking Dating App Messages In 2022 So Far
It's giving...red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩
21 Married People Who Trolled Their Spouses In Ways I Feel Really, Really Guilty For Laughing At
These spouses pulled absolutely no punches.
21 Times People On Bumble Were Caught Being Rude, Creepy, Or Simply Doing Too Much
It's looking grim out there, folks.
People Are Discussing The “First Signs” Your Partner Is Cheating In A Relationship, And It’s A Must-Read
"If you would be upset if your partner did it to you, it's cheating."
19 Married People Who Didn't Know These Were Fails Until Their Spouses Laughed Like Hell At Them
To love, to cherish, to laugh like hell at.
21 Hysterically Brutal Coworkers Who Are So Funny It's Literally Unfair
The workplace is not the place for this kind of hilarity.
19 Hysterically Clever Kids Who Did NOT Have Permission To Make Their Parents Laugh Like This
Who told them they could be this funny?
13 Professions That Are Shockingly Underpaid And 10 That Are So Overpaid, It's Wild
"I'm a social worker. I don't think my starting salary has risen about $30K here in Kentucky, but my workload is still 70+ hours a week."
People Are Sharing The Moment They Realized "There Would No Longer Be A Wedding," And This Is Some Tea, Y'all
"At the bachelor party in Vegas, the groom hooked up with a woman and gave her his cell phone number. The bride-to-be was sitting at home with the iPad, getting all of the iMessages from the woman."
People With Toxic Partners Reveal Things That, In Hindsight, Were 100% Red Flags Early In Their Relationship
"I thought it was trust and chemistry. Actually, it was love bombing."
People Are Sharing The Ways Their Parents Were Unintentionally Hysterical, And It's Almost Too Funny
What can I say? Parents will be parents.
23 Brutally Funny Spouses Whose Jokes Cemented Them As Legends In The Game
These jokes were totally worth sleeping on the couch for.
17 Times It Appeared There Was A Little Glitch In Our Simulation Over The Past Month
Something must've gone wrong with the coding.
23 Wild And Shocking Comments I Saw This Week That Were So Uncalled For But So Funny
"I don't care what their gender is. They have organs and I'm gonna sell it."
Former Inmates Are Sharing The "Prison Habits" They STILL Do In Everyday Life, And Some Of Them Surprised Me
"My uncle spent over a decade in prison. You couldn’t tap him on his shoulder or approach him from behind. He would turn to you quickly and already have a fist."
People Are Sharing Subtle Differences Between "Old Money" And "New Money," And It's Painfully Accurate
"Anyone you see who evokes the response, 'Wow, I bet they’re rich' is almost certainly NOT old money."
28 People Revealed What It Was Actually Like To Win A Year's Supply Of Something
"I won a year's supply of crab for camping in line at a grand opening. It rained all night. You should have seen my face when I found out 'a year's supply' meant one snow crab meal per month for a year."
People Who Married For Money Revealed What Actually Happened After, And It Gets Very Messy
"I was 100% in it for the money. I wouldn't think of ending it because it works much better than any other relationship I could have."
People Are Sharing Unexplained, Haunting Things That Happened To Them While Home Alone And They're Really Creepy
"A voice yelled, 'NO,' into my right ear."
People Who Accidentally Woke Up Mid-Surgery Are Sharing What Happened, And I Truly Have No Words
"I woke up during a gastric bypass surgery in 2001. I couldn't hear anything and knew my eyes were taped shut. It was the worst pain of my life — nothing has ever come close to it."
Women Reveal Lies They Were Told About Their Bodies, And Some Of These I've Never Questioned Until Now
"My boyfriend commented on my boobs (areolas) having bumps. I was self-conscious FOR YEARS, not knowing it's common."
Americans Are Sharing The Biggest Culture Shocks They've Experienced When Visiting Other Parts Of The US
"I was born and raised in California, and I lived in Alaska for 18 years. It absolutely feels like a different country."
Employees Are Sharing Truly Appalling Secrets From Their Companies, And OMG
"Former health inspector. This pizza restaurant was always the worst; I probably saw dust buildup that was older than me. My kids have never eaten their pizza."
People Are Sharing All Of The "Cheap," "Fake," Or "Processed" Foods That Taste So Much Better Than The Expensive Version
"You can give me a bougie grilled cheese sandwich with fancy ingredients like Brie and sliced apples, but I want it stuffed with Kraft singles and dipped in ketchup."
People Are Sharing Marriage Advice That May Sound A Bit Absurd At First, But Is Actually Really Helpful In The Long Run
"I always thought it was ridiculous advice until recently, when my wife and I needed a new one. I'll be damned if it wasn't one of the best decisions we have ever made."
"It's The Trick To Truly Excellent Fried Rice": People Are Sharing The One Change They Make To A Dish To Make It Taste Even Better
"I'd been making pasta one way my whole life until I learned about this."
