Ever have those moments when you just can't come up with a comeback? Not just any comeback — a really, really good comeback. Yeah, same.
So we rounded up the wittiest comebacks that Twitter and Reddit had to offer. And let me tell ya: These are some absolutely blistering burns. Maybe you'll find some inspiration for the next time you want to knock someone down a peg, maybe not. Either way, I can guarantee you'll be feeling the heat.
2. This burn that came with a side of fries:

4. This presidential putting-in-place:

7. This award-winning line:
Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy? https://t.co/VTE6g2yjZp
8. This generational burn:
my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me
12. This animated response:
shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz
22. This linguistic lash-out:
A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.
27. This mother of all burns:
My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that’s not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren’t getting as much action as our coffee machine. I’m going to need an ambulance.
34. This simple *roast*:
35. This potentially market-changing remark:
Make smaller sizes https://t.co/doylinhwLt