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18 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Week Way, Wayyy Worse Than Anything They Could Have Imagined In Their Wildest Dreams
That would ruin your day for sure.
"Gooch Grease" Is Trending, And Everyone Is Absolutely, Positively, And Completely Mortified
I am so, so sorry for this one.
19 Juicy And Disturbing Secrets People “Accidentally Discovered” About Their Loved Ones
"My great-grandmother was married to three different people at the same time. The men were from different branches of the military — she was collecting all three of their paychecks at a time."
83 Tweets From This Month That Made Me Literally Laugh Out Loud
"Behind every hot girl is a deep history with The Hunger Games."
People Are Revealing Examples Of "Pretty Privilege" And "Thin Privilege," And It's A Real Thing
"My friend got yelled at at her job for sending a shipment of mail to the wrong zip code. When she explained that it wasn't her, but her pretty coworker Vanessa that did it, the supervisor's mood immediately changed, and said, 'oh, she must have just not known.' Infuriating."
People Are Sharing "The Incident" That Happened At Their High School, And Some Of These Are Shocking
"They were spewing in the hallways and running around the outside bench areas screaming and kicking chairs. They didn't show up to any of the classes, and that was kind of important for a send-off on the last day of classes."
My Minuscule Little Pea Brain Was Totally Blown After Seeing These 60 Absolutely Incredible Pictures For The Very First Time Last Month
Every single one of these pictures is absolutely incredible.
This PhD Candidate Went Viral For Debunking The Idea That Women "Like To Clean More," And It's Started An Important Conversation About Gender Roles
"No one is inherently born genetically to enjoy cleaning, and no one is inherently born to enjoy a cleaner house. That's not something you're born into when you're born with a vagina. It's socialized."
It's Literally Impossible Not To Laugh At These 19 Internet Geniuses Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Responses Last Week
So many clever responses, so little time.
Don't Overthink These 13 "Life Hacks" That Are So Simple, Yet So Effective
"For fitted sheets, get ones with a pattern on them. You can use the pattern to determine which side is the long side and which side is the short side. This has been helping me for months."
17 Rage-Inducing Photos That Would Even Make Gandhi Pop Off
Take 10 deep breaths before you read this post.
35 Absolutely Hilarious Dad Moments That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them
They have achieved Peak Dad.
Grown-Ups Are Sharing The "Dumbest Things" They Believed Were True When They Were Younger
"When I was 6 years old, I had a terrible understanding of how babies were made. I thought your balls were ACTUAL EGGS and when you put your penis inside a woman's vagina, your ball would fall off and go up into her stomach to grow a baby. Then, if you wanted more than two children, a ball would magically grow back."
Sit Back And Enjoy These Insults That People Are Saying Are Some Of The Best They've Ever Heard
"My youngest cousin told my oldest cousin, 'You look like you know which color crayon tastes the best,' and I have not recovered six years later."
Women Are Confessing "Girl Secrets" That Men Don't Know About And It's Refreshingly Honest
"That sometimes you get that awful sudden cramp during period when you can't sit nor bend or stand straight because any movement feel like your ovaries are about to burst. So you just stay there in an awkward position, not really standing, not sitting until it goes away just as sudden. My ex used to call that 'vag-attack.'"
19 Jokes About This Incredibly Nosy, Big-Headed Fish That Has The Internet Obsessed
This fish doesn't even know she's famous.
People Who Speak Chinese And Japanese Are Sharing The Dumbest Things They've Seen Tattooed On People
"I think it was a Google Translate failure of epic proportions."
14 Screenshots Of Bad Customers Who Wrote Fake Online Reviews To Which The Owner Responded, "Actually, No, That's Not The Truth Ellen"
Someone seriously killed the plant they'd owned for two weeks and then tried to blame the plant seller.
People Are Sharing Cleaning Hacks And Tips That Every Adult Should Know By Now
"My hack is that each bed gets its own color or pattern sheets. If I'm doing a load of sheets, I can quickly sort out the patterned sheets that go in the guest room from my solid sheets that go in my room, despite them both being the same size."
19 Near-Fatal Experiences That Made People Fear For Their Life, According To Those Who Lived Through Them
"No known trigger, no particularly stressful situations, just living my life and then, without warning or reason, feeling absolutely certain that I’m dying."
16 Funny AF Tweets From This Weekend
I'm cackling right now.
19 People Who Just Had A Week Way, Wayyy Worse Than Anything They Could Have Imagined In Their Wildest Dreams
Ooooof. That's not what you want.
Area Man Jealous That His Girlfriend Laughed Harder At These 25 Tweets By Women Than Every Joke He's Ever Told
"I hate when adults say 'tummy.' I'm a grown up. It’s my STOMACH that hurts because I had too many sweets without mother's permission" —@dietz_meredith
22 Nightmare Fuel Photos That Made Me Rub My Eyes A Billion Times, Because I Couldn't Believe What I Saw
I feel like I can't trust my own eyes right now.
I Don't Know If I'm Just Easily Impressed, But These 23 Useless Disney Facts Genuinely Fascinated Me
In the 1970s, someone brought a gun into Disneyland and shot the glass in the Haunted Mansion. The attraction was basically built around that glass, making it too expensive and difficult to replace, so Disney just covered the bullet hole with a fake spider, which you can still see to this day.
16 Messages That Went Viral This Month
The dad texts, LOL.
14 People Who Failed Hard This Week
Demi Lovato's Tina Turner tribute...
18 People Who Were Wrong, Wrong, Wrong On Main This Month
"That's not a bird, it's a duck." Ummmmmm...
People Are Sharing The Cute Things Their Exes Did That They Miss, And TBH, It's Cute As Heck
Try not to text your ex after reading this post.
Here Are — Hands Down — The Best Tweets Of The Week
"Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s."
I'm Seriously Struggling To Stop Laughing At These 18 Internet Geniuses Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Responses Last Week
These people have such a wonderful way with words.
To The Adults Still Living With Their Parents — This TikTok Is Reaffirming That Life Is So, So Hard And There's Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
Hear me out: living with your parents is actually a flex.
23 Men Admitted The Embarrassing, Vile, And Truly Dumb Things Other Men Need To Stop Doing Immediately
"I wish other men who've been abused in the workplace would stop abusing newer/younger men in their industry. It's not a 'rite of passage' — you're just being a jerk."
18 Photos Of People Doing Boneheaded Things That Are So Infuriating They're Actually Kinda Funny
Imagine hacking a credit card and then emailing the person who you hacked to ask why they canceled it. Yikes.
Everyone Has A Beige Flag. What Is Yours?
Better than a red flag, but not exactly a green flag, either. Just beige!
Girl, These 17 Photos Will Satisfy You In A Way Your Ex-Boyfriend Never Could
Consider me satisfied.
ATTENTION, PEOPLE OVER 40: The 😂 Emoji You're Always Using Does Not Mean What You Think It Means
I'm just trying to help you.
21 People Shared The Worst Plot Tropes, And I Don't Know How To Feel Because I Love A Good Love Triangle
Although Jacob never had a chance against Edward, it was still fun to watch.
"She Had An Extensive Collection Of Nazi Paraphernalia" And 27 Other Red Flags That Made People Immediately Nope Out Of A New Relationship
"Found out the reason he rented the house next door to his parents was so his mom would make his meals, wash his clothes, etc. Had the audacity to say 'let me call my mom' when I mentioned I was a little hungry."
People Are Sharing Lies That They Hear Constantly, And You've Definitely Told Some Of These Yourself
"I’ll rattle off some places, the type of food they serve, and relative price point. I always hear 'I’ll definitely try that place!' — then, they go to Olive Garden. Every. Single. Time."
"As Soon As She Found Out, She Just Stopped Talking To Me": People Are Sharing What Caused Their Last Relationship To End, And It's A Mess
"He moved to his country because he missed his family. So he only sent a WhatsApp message saying he was going to stay there. I would have preferred a call at least to break up a marriage."
People Are Sharing Kids Movies That Are Actually Messed Up, And Now I'll Never Be Able To Look At Them The Same
It's WILD that we were allowed to watch these.
My Microscopic Little Pea Brain Is Totally Blown After Seeing These 19 Absolutely Incredible Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
Now, these you really need to see.
People Are Sharing The Worst Advice They Ever Got, And Some Of These Left Me Gobsmacked
I guess sometimes the old saying is true, free advice is usually worth exactly what you paid for it.
19 Hilariously Bad Liars Who Tried To Flex Online But Failed Miserably
You should feel bad when you tell a lie, but these people should feel REALLY bad.
22 Absurdly Hysterical Viral Tweets That Prove No One On Earth Is Funnier Than A Woman
"They offered $1200 in cash for a volunteer to bump their flight & that’s how I learned I am the poorest person in this terminal." —@HeatherTDay
50 Tweets From This Month So Far That Make Me Cackle Like An Idiot No Matter How Many Times I Read Them
"My boyfriend had to redo some of his law school applications bc he checked yes to LGBTQA he thought A stood for ally."
31 Things About The US That Make Zerooo Sense To People In Other Countries
The rest of the world is low-key judging us for some of our most telltale American ways...
Here Are The Funniest Tweets From This Weekend
"Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be on the computer."
23 Clueless And Entitled Boyfriends Who've Done Things That Have Me Clutching My Precious Pearls
Boyfriends are now ✨illegal.✨
21 People Who Proudly Shared Their Fascinating Body Abnormalities Like Harlequin Syndrome And Brachydactyly Condition
Today I learned some people can actually put their tongue behind their uvula, and I am shook.
People Are Sharing What They Miss Most About Childhood, And It Might Just Make You Feel Nostalgic
"Now? Fun takes effort and planning, friends, some money, and a whole lot of time. But hey, that’s life."
19 Stupidly Entitled Neighbors That Would Have Me Moving Out Of My Place Soooo Fast
Love thy neighbor? Thanks, not me tho!
People Are Confessing Horrific Things Strangers Have Done To Them, And I For One Am Appalled
"I'm a hotel housekeeper. We had a baseball team checking out, and I had a bunch of their rooms on my list. The rooms were reasonably messy — nothing too bad. But the last room…they trashed the place. What made it worse was how they tipped me. They dragged a chair into the middle of the room, faced it toward the door, and left a stack of fake 100 dollar bills on the seat."
14 People Who Failed Hard This Week
The design fails.:/
Just 18 Funny Tweets From This Week
The mannequin, LOL.
31 Pictures Of Inconsiderate Things People Did That Made Other People's Blood Boil
Sleeping through a first date and then blaming the other person for it is the quickest way to get blocked.
25 Secrets People Are Keeping From Their Families That Range From Heartbreaking To Really, Really, Really Dark
"My brother had a relationship and a child with our first cousin (our dads are brothers). They kept it a secret (like, no one knew the child even existed) for almost eight years before my dad and uncle found out.... I have known about the situation since they were pregnant."
13 "The Simulation Is Leaking" Stories From This Month That Are Actually Kinda Creepy
"I dropped my phone and watched it disappear. Poof, gone."
This Viral Debate Over Young Al Pacino And Robert De Niro's Hotness Has Caused Me To Rethink Everything
If you're on Twitter, you may have seen it; if you're not, prepare for the most important debate of your life.
15 Grown Ass Men Who Expected Women To Help Them Through Every Step Of Life, Including Washing The Dishes And Logging Into Hulu
"I just want a traditional wife, is that too much to ask?"
Here's What 14 Anti-LGBT+ Republicans Look Like In Drag Thanks To An Instagram Page Using AI
Banning books and serving looks?
As A Samoan Woman, I Am Obsessed With This Comic Book Artist Creating More Authentic Portrayals Of Marvel's Pacific Islander Characters
"If Marvel wasn't gonna showcase PI characters and creators, I’ll do it myself."
15 Tweets From Millennials And Gen X'ers Who Are Starting To Feel Really, Really, Really Old
"My daughter just asked why we say 'hang up' the phone and now I feel 90."
These 14 Photos Are Proof That Basically Nothing Ages Well
"Frank Ocean's Coachella set will be one for the books!!!"
17 Labor And Delivery Nurses Shared Stories About The Most Horrific Husbands They've Had To Deal With
"Are they going to stitch it tighter?" 😡😡😡
17 Dumb, Cringey, And Embarrassing Lies That People Got Caught In
"My sister had a tendency to blame her boyfriends when she would fart. She was a loud, stinky farter. One day during Christmas, we were all together and she farted and blamed her current boyfriend per usual. The thing is we all looked around and realized he wasn't even there...and everyone was looking at her."
28 Extremely Specific Things That Are In Basically Every Single Man's Apartment In His Early 20s
I can practically smell this post.
19 Absolutely Hysterical Tweets By Women That Bewitched Me, Body And Soul
"At the airport, I told a woman her toddler son was cute, and she looked at me with profound exhaustion and offered me full custody." —@MoiraDonegan
15 Former Classmates Share The "Worst Student" They Went To School With And What They're Doing Today
Somebody needed to teach these kids a lesson.
Anti-Fat Discourse, Grindset, And 17 More Popular Opinions That People Think Are Actually Toxic
"Just because you’ve had trauma in your past, that doesn’t give you an excuse to treat people poorly. I’ve seen this excuse a lot and it’s extremely toxic."
People Shared "One In A Billion" Moments They Actually Caught A Picture Of, And They Are W-I-L-D
If you've never seen the inside of a penguin's mouth, a hotel phone with "pizza" on speed dial, or an apple with two stems, well, you're in for a treat.
50 Pictures That Make Me Start Laughing Uncontrollably No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them
Trust me, you need to see these pictures.
This Celebrity Plastic Surgeon Revealed The Cost Of Being A Plastic Surgeon, And I'm Sweating
$1.5 million times three operating rooms = $4.5 million.
People Are Sharing Questions You Should Ask Before Dating Someone, And I Can See Some Of These Leading To Some Really Great Conversations
"I have a set of questions like, 'Where would a giraffe wear a tie? At the top or the bottom of the neck?' The actual answer does not matter, but I think that how they approach the question and how they defend their answer tells me a lot about them."
Relax Your Mind By Reading About 20 Things That Make People Absolutely Furious
"Big corporations throw away integrity and pride to squeeze out just a few more bucks, even though they were doing well enough before."
People Are Confessing The "Dumbest" Mistakes They Made In Their 20s, And Wow, I'm Actually Speechless
"I'm 29 and totally burned out. I refused to pace myself even with my chronic illness, I refused to address my traumas because 'I'm a functional member of society so why would I seek a therapist,' and I refused to say no to things because I was afraid people would dislike me. Last year, I slowly started collapsing under all that."
My Minuscule Little Pea Brain Is Totally Blown After Seeing These 22 Absolutely Incredible Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
All of these are truly phenomenal, I tell ya.
25 Overconfident Reply Guys And Girls Who Missed The Joke In The Most Epic Way Possible
It's hard to be more confidently wrong than this.
These 15 Parents Were Genius Enough To Keep "Back-Ups" Of Their Kids' Favorite Stuffed Animals — Here's What They Look Like Today
My mom kept a mint-condition "back-up" of my favorite childhood toy for OVER 30 years. Here's what it looks like now!
19 Photos Of Criminally Overpriced Thrift Store Items That Are Sending Me Into A Full-On Rage Spiral
"I gave up today when I found this empty KFC container for 89 cents."
People Are Sharing Things That Are A Huge Waste Of Money, And I Definitely Agree
"I have a friend who is not very well off financially, and is complaining about money to me once a week. Yet she always seems to have money to pay for a celebrity meet-and-greet at least twice a year."
People Are Sharing The Creepiest Rooms They've Ever Seen, And I'm Like NOPE
You won't catch me in any of these rooms.
20 People Who Just Had A Week Way, Way Worse Than Anything They Could Have Imagined In Their Wildest Dreams
No, no, that's not good at all.
People Are Roasting Canada's New Passport Design, And I Really Don't Blame Them
Yeah, that's definitely not gonna fit.
15 People Who Failed Hard This Week
The boyfriend's text, I'm done.
Just 18 Funny Tweets From This Week
The grave sign, LMAO.
13 Stomach-Dropping Pictures That Prove We're Living In "The Sims"
I've got some "WooHoo" requests for whoever is controlling me up there.
24 Nerve-Racking, Disturbing, And Sinister Photos That Made Me Swear Off The Internet This Week
Ooooooooooooooh my god.
19 Times Former Best Friends Betrayed Their Supposed Best Friends
"I had a planned brain surgery and told everyone where I was and whatnot in case they wanted to visit... I was there for eight days. Not only did nobody visit, but I didn't get one message from anyone. It was like I didn't exist to them."
I'm Physically Unable To Stop Laughing At These 21 Internet Geniuses Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Responses Last Week
Couldn't have said it better myself.
23 Incredible Charts That Repeatedly Made Me Go, "Now That Is Fascinating!"
You reading this: "I did not know that. And I did not know that! And I did NOT know that!"
24 "Flexes" That Aren't Flexes At All And Actually Make You Look Bad (According To People On The Internet)
If you have to call yourself an "alpha male," chances are...