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Prepare to be appalled.
Well, that's something I thought I'd never see.
"When my daughter was about 20, she told me her iPhone was almost full, and she could tell because it felt heavier."
People Are Sharing How They Got Deliciously Petty Revenge On Their Roommates, And I Can't Stop Cackling
"I baked a chocolate cake with habanero peppers and mixed the frosting with wasabi. I labeled it with my name and a bold 'Do Not Eat' and waited."
People Are Sharing Things People Should Stop Doing At Weddings, And Their Examples Are Controversial
If the invite says no kids, then don't bring your kids...
These fails are so bad they're good.
"If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying 'wahoo' no matter how fun the jump was."
We definitely can all agree that we HATE the people behind those expired car warranty calls.
Not even a drop of originality.
"I was in a medically induced coma for six weeks. There were times I was fully conscious, but I couldn't open my eyes, couldn't move a muscle, and couldn't speak. It was terrifying."
These people are a menace and I love it.
A Beachfront House In North Carolina Got Swept Out To Sea, And Twitter Can't Stop Making Jokes About The Zillow Listing
"New houseboat for first time buyers."
The deadly tapestry + lights combo...
156 Twitter Jokes From This Year So Far That, No Offense, Are Funnier Than Any Joke You've Probably Ever Told
"People in New York be like, 'I take the train to school.' Ight, Harry Potter."
People Are Sharing Their Most Terrifying Ocean-Related Experiences, And I'm Never Going Swimming Again
"Then, we watched it approach our dive master, who was facing the other way and distracted helping another diver."
Former Burglars Are Sharing Their Wildest Secrets For How To Avoid Getting Robbed, And It’s Fascinating
"Dogs aren't protection — I just started carrying rawhide sticks."
People Are Sharing The 2000s Multiverses That Are Better Than "Doctor Strange" And It's Such A Throwback
No spoilers in this post! Unless you haven't seen That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana, of course.
That's gonna hurt (your wallet).
The worst type of people.
Everyone has a "wow, I was a dumb kid" story.
"Houses are for females."
I, too, would like to hear Pauly D's thoughts on inflation.
"The Store We Visited Didn't Actually Exist": 22 Jaw-Dropping Paranormal Tales That People Cannot Explain
Yeah, I would not recommend reading these alone at night. 😨
Lots of misused hot dogs and tortillas coming your way.
Kids are very bad at lying.
26 Photos That Were Either Captured In A Dream, An Alternate Universe, Or Perhaps Never Existed In The First Place
Sometimes it's best not to ask questions.
People Are Revealing The Brutally Honest Reason Why They Never Want To Have Kids, And I Never Considered Some Of These Before
"I don't even want to exist, so why would I want to force someone else to exist?"
The internet is once again undefeated.
This planet is weird!!!
Prepare to feel emotions.
Thalassophobia exists for a reason.
You'll know so many factoids by the end of this post.
A picture says a lot of confusing things.
"Nod down = greeting someone. Nod up = meeting someone."
*Postmates dog pizza IMMEDIATELY *
"I spent 3 days at fat camp before I convinced my mom to bring me home, or I was going to literally hurt myself there."
Not the ideal situation.
Coca-Cola is only 25 years younger than the entire unified country of Italy.
21 Unprofessional And Inappropriate Things Doctors Have Said To People That Would Leave Anyone Speechless
"Don't worry, the diabetes will take about 30 years to kill you. That's not bad for a man."
Doctors Are Sharing Things Patients Do That Make Their Lives Harder, And Yeah, Several Points Were Made
Vague answers, non-compliance, showing up late, and more.
"He Was A Serial Killer": People Are Sharing The Times They Narrowly Escaped A Bad Situation, And Some Of Them Are Terrifying
"I was on the way to his motel room when I get a text from him. It was a picture of me and it said, 'Got a new toy for us this week.'"
"Can cook, respects men, and always wears makeup." * eye roll *
Honestly, we should have been able to stop those robo scam calls about the expiring car warranty by now.
Y'all, my jaw is on the FLOOR.
"I really wanna find out if I'm related to my ancestors."
A Bartender Warned This Woman To Avoid The Man Sitting Next To Her At All Costs, And 21 Others Shared Similar Stories
"Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right."
Note to self: don't rip the staircase out till everyone has come down from the second floor.
The logic of a young brain is really something.
Some people are incapable of feeling embarrassment.
This Woman Opened Up About Having "Hourglass Syndrome" — A Disorder That Results From Sucking In Your Stomach Too Much
"If it isn't the consequences of my mother and grandmother's actions."
I don't understand how anyone could find a carpeted bathroom appealing.
Deeply desperate for attention.
Let's just forget April.
Love when jobs advertise "competitive pay!" and it ends up being less than minimum wage.
Everyone Is Suddenly Obsessed With Eyebrow Lamination — And After Trying It, We Can Completely See Why
We got to the bottom of this brow trend.
STOP with the pointless decorative balls.
It's in there somewhere.
I've Compiled 100 Of My Favorite-Ever Tweets, And It's Worth A Bookmark If You Ever Feel You Need A Laugh
"My husband was trying to talk about Shrek, but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek), so he called him 'summertime grinch.'”
Read this and laugh out loud with your mothers.
"No One Else Believes Me Despite The Footage": People Are Sharing Their "I Didn't Believe In Ghosts Until..." Stories, And I Don't Plan On Sleeping Anytime Soon
"To this day, I still don't know how to explain it."
"Therapy is not enough. I need to fight my dad."
Everything seemed so innocent. We had so much hope!
People Are Sharing First Date Behaviors That Instantly Set Off Red Flags, And You’re Probably Doing Some
"If he comes to pick you up and pees in your driveway before y'all leave." 🚩🚩🚩
"I Saw Her, But She Died 10 Years Ago": Adults Are Revealing Their Most Haunting Memories As Kids, And It's Beyond Horrifying
"When I told my parents what happened, they suddenly looked terrified, then told me to keep my window locked from then on."
Raw chicken, Lizzo, and career quizzes. Oh my!
"Complained about the food she got from a free food pantry...while she was getting $5K a month in spousal support."
They need a reset button.
"I should have been killed by the impact and by the smash."
BeReal Is The Latest Photo-Sharing App Everyone Is Obsessed With, So I Downloaded It To See What It's About
No need to worry about filters with this app.
This Lawyer Shared Her Morning Routine As Someone With High-Functioning Depression, And It's So Refreshingly Real
"This is my very realistic, non-aesthetic morning routine as a lawyer who is depressed."
Think your roommate is bad? Think again.
18 Popular Survival "Tips" That Are Totally Wrong And Will More Likely Cause Your Demise Rather Than Survival
Some survival tips are stupid and lethal.
"Needless to say, I didn't get the job."
I Can't Stop Laughing At These Painfully Awkward Things People Really Thought They Could Sell On The Internet
I think I will have to pass.
Ya gotta feel for these folks.
There's no experience quite like it.
Adorable? Mayhem? Both?
Some tweets just seem to get you.
No, you do not need to be a grandma to identify as a coastal grandmother.
A Woman Who Used To Go To Fat Camp Went Viral On TikTok, And Here Are Her 14 Most Eye-Opening Stories
"I was proud of myself when I'd eat less than the prescribed diet."
Restaurant Employees Are Sharing Photos Of Unfortunate Moments At Work, And They All Deserve A Raise
From annoying customers to kitchen mishaps.
"Welcome to your thirties. You can't bend that way anymore."
Anchors, Astrological Signs, And 38 Other Trendy Tattoo Designs That Are Gonna Be Extremely Dated In 10 Years
These feel a little TOO personal.
20 Toxic Teachers Who've Made This Past School Year A Living Hell For Their Students, I'm Sorry To Say
Not all teachers were superheroes this year.
People Are Sharing The Life Choices They Deeply Regret, Proving You Should Always Be Careful What You Wish For
We're not telling you NOT to do these things — just maybe think twice before, say, having kids or getting bangs.
People Are Sharing How To Self-Identify Your Own Red Flags, And It's Actually Eye-Opening And Kinda Genius
Do people consistently just stop talking to you out of the blue?
People Who Have Won A Lifetime Supply Of Something Are Sharing What It Was Actually Like, And It's Wild
"My friend's mom entered her in this random Juicy Fruit gum contest as a joke. One day, without any notice, UPS showed up at her door with about 15 huge boxes. She was SO confused."
Traumatized People Are Sharing The Most Horrifying Things They Experienced, And I Won't Be Sleeping At All Tonight
"I called my dad and asked, 'Is this real? Am I still asleep?' because the sight was so shocking that I thought I was dreaming."
"Wow, I'm going to find out what it's like to die in an airplane crash."
I don't understand how a car can just explode.