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15 Tweets For Anyone Obsessed With The Show "Marriage Or Mortgage"
" Marriage or Mortgage will dig up your grandma and pose her in the living room and be like, 'Doesn’t this feel like home?'"
Just 21 Ridiculously Silly Posts You Could Only Find On Tumblr
Did the Cars universe have a Car Jesus?
26 Horrible Assumptions Americans Have Made About Other Countries, According To Non-Americans
"Africa is not a country."
Sebastián Yatra Read Your Thirst Tweets And I'm In Love Even More
"Who tweets these things?!"
21 Jokes About The Ides Of March Because It's March 15, Y'all
"Et tu, bestie?"
Listen: Beyonce Made Grammy History Last Night—But The Academy Still Owes Her
“So much of her music is for the Black community, for Black women. The fact that she’s only ever received a single major award is kind of a layered snub.”
Lizzo And More Are Sharing Before And After Videos Of Themselves With Filters To Promote Body Positivity
"I'm so sick and tired of the photoshop!"
23 Tumblr Posts That Started Funny But Became Hilarious After The Reply
"Mum says it's my turn with the carbon."
Just 14 Hilariously Tragic Fails From This Week
Not the son texting his mom for buffalo chicken dip as an "emergency," LOL.
Men Are Sharing The Telltale Signs That A Guy Is Insecure In His Masculinity, And It's Too Accurate
"Refusing to moisturize. Dudes will be red and raw like that’s how skin's supposed to be."
People Are Sharing What They Consider To Be Important "Unwritten Rules" In Life, And You Should Probably Take Notes
Please do not propose at someone else's wedding. Seriously.
18 Construction Fails That Made Me Whisper "Oh Noooooo"
As it turns out, a lot of people have trouble installing doors.
OMG, I Cannot Stop Laughing At These Tweets Roasting DaBaby's Dancers At The Grammys
"Where’d they get all these RBG’s?"
Dionne Warwick Had The Perfect Explanation For Why She Doesn't Pay Attention To The Grammys Anymore
"It's a completely different genre right now."
23 Tweets About The Next Round Of Stimulus Checks That Are Equal Parts Funny And Ridiculous
Why yes, I do have double D's — Direct Deposit.
20 Reactions To Blue Ivy Becoming One Of The Youngest Grammy Winners In History
Looks like Queen Bey's oldest daughter is next in line for the throne!
J.Lo Called Out The Reports That She's Split Up With A-Rod In A TikTok
Well, this has been a roller coaster.
18 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend
"I just got into Harvard! A student opened the door for me."
16 Gender Reveal Party Photos That Prove We Need To Cancel Them
For what? You did this, for what?
A TikToker Said, "Tell Me You're A Millennial Without Telling Me," And The Responses Are Absolutely *Chef's Kiss*
If you didn't draw the Superman S as a kid, are you even a millennial?
Non-Americans Are Sharing The Things They Thought Were Fake About America That Turned Out To Be Completely True
"Surfer dudes actually talk like that."
55 Hilarious Jokes And Memes Made For Coffee Addicts
Get your caffeine fix and a laugh in between.
People Are Sharing Tips For Being "Street Smart" And Basically Everyone Needs These
Remember these, y'all!
19 "Was Not Disappointed" Photos That Don't, Well, Disappoint
Try something...what have you got to lose?
People Are Sharing The Rudest Things Guests Have Ever Done In Their Homes, And I Want To Scream
"We found out later that she was charging her relatives to stay at our house."
23 Husbands Whose Tweets Made Me Laugh So Hard I Almost Hurt Myself
"My wife is at her hottest when she's angry at someone who is not me."
15 Celebrities Who Gave Us Something To Talk About On Twitter This Week
"My mom reviews Bridgerton..."
People Are Sharing The Awkward Misunderstandings They Had When They Were Kids, And Y'all, The Way I Cackled
"I remember yelling, 'Good riddance!' to my mom once as she left for work because it sounded like a nice way of saying, 'Goodbye.'"
12 Things People Actually Have In Their Homes That Are Honestly Surreal
Tell me you don't need the stimulus check, without TELLING me you don't need the stimulus check.
Listen: Introverts Totally Get How A Year Of COVID-19 Lockdown Has Changed Us All
“I don’t know how I used to get up at 7, and then be ready by 8:30 to get on the train to the office, and somehow be ready to talk to people. I feel like this is going to be a long adjustment of learning how to be human again.”
This Woman's Tiktok Went Viral After Pointing Out That Many White Stylists Don't Know How To Do Black Hair
"If you don't know how to do ALL hair types, then you shouldn't be called a stylist."
This Viral TikTok Of Two Skater Bros Asking Tito Ortiz To Threaten Eighth Graders For Them Is What's Getting Me Through This Week
"We don't want you to ragdoll these eighth graders like they're Ken Shamrock, but..."
When I Worked Customer Service Jobs, I Met Tons Of Celebrities — Here Are Some Of The Nice Ones
I served plenty of celebrities back in the day. Here's who was nice.
18 Celebrity Instagrams You Probably Missed This Week
Here's what you might've missed!
25 Mind-Blowing Geography Facts That Are Actually Going To Make Your Brain Hurt
"California is the closest state to Hawaii, but Hawaii is the furthest state from California."
15 Celebrity #TBT Photos That You Really Don't Want To Miss This Week
A baby Dua Lipa in the late '90s kicks off this week's #ThrowbackThursday.
27 Borderline Genius Air Fryer Recipes That Redditors Are Low-Key Obsessed With
My only complaint is I wish I'd known about these sooner.
People On TikTok Are Captivated By This 18-Year-Old Artist Who Draws "Insecurities That Shouldn’t Be Insecurities"
"Is there such a thing as being perfect?"
This Makeup Artist Is Reimagining Iconic Disney Characters With A Dark Spin, And I'm Obsessed
She's bringing these dead characters to life!
Listen: How Do You Tell The Story Of The Day The Pandemic Became Real?
“Whether you were a kid waking up in New Rochelle, or the District Attorney of Manhattan, or the top infectious disease expert in the country. We were all dating with COVID that day.”
Women Are Sharing Their Unexpected Injuries From Pregnancy And Childbirth, And I Am Gobsmacked
Women...are the strongest beings on Earth.
Gay Men Are Sharing The Subtle Ways They Let Women Know They're Not Straight, And It's Too Good
"I hit her with the 'Hey queen!'" 💅
People Are Sharing Their Dumbest, Worst Tattoos, And They're Bad — No, Like, Really Bad
Someone please book laser removal for them...
People Are Revealing Things They Learned That You Shouldn't Eat But Also Wouldn't Kill You If You Did
"Had my gallbladder removed a few months ago, the doc told me I could eat the stones."
Here Are Our Honest Thoughts About The Freckle Makeup You Keep Seeing On TikTok
Could a tiny $28 bottle of freckle makeup give us the freckles of our dreams? Well, yes.
18 People Who Were Disappointed In The Worst Possible Way
Their days = totally ruined.
22 Movies People Expected To Hate But Ended Up Loving
Don't knock it 'til you try it, right?
19 Wild Stories People Shared About Their Bosses Acting Inappropriately, And I'm Calling HR
It's amazing that these people managed to become bosses in the first place.
Teens Are Risking Their Lives Again With The Latest Dangerous Trend, The #BackCrackChallenge
Gen Z strikes again with another deadly trend.
Beyoncé To Meghan Markle: "We Are All Strengthened And Inspired By You."
Plus, Demi Lovato opened up about her struggles with mental health and addiction and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" turned 24.
Listen: This Is Why Jonah Hill Stood Up To Body Shaming, And How It Helps Everyone
“Say it with your chest: Protect Jonah Hill at all costs. I was so grateful to see his vulnerability. Because when you get vulnerable like that--it changes other people.”
31 "Ginny & Georgia" Behind-The-Scenes Photos That Prove The Cast Is The Absolute Cutest
I just think that the women of this cast...
12 Hospital Workers Shared The Most Disgusting Things They've Ever Seen, And I Feel Sick
"Diarrhea flew out of her butt and splashed into my face."
The Internet Is Making Lots Of Jokes At The News That Instagram Is Launching A "Lite" Version Of Its App
"Does Instagram Lite have less calories than the other competitors?"
21 Oprah Reaction Tweets From The Meghan And Harry Interview That Are Almost Too Hilarious
"Shocked Oprah" is the new "Shocked Pikachu," tbh.
"Raya And The Last Dragon" Is Actually An Enemies-To-Lovers Story Between Two Princesses, And I'll Die On This Hill
"Hey there, Princess Undercut."
These Breastfed Babies' Reactions To Their Moms' Boobs Will Get You Through The Day
Boobs have so much power.
Gabby Douglas Reacted To That Time She Did The Dougie At The 2012 Olympic Trials, And It's Too Funny
"That one time I tried to do the Dougie."
Non-Americans Are Sharing Aspects Of American Culture They Can't Stand, And Points Were Made
"I found it weird that people were so loyal to companies that treated them so badly."
Food Delivery Workers Shared Stories About Their Most Wild Customers, And I Genuinely Cannot Believe What I'm Reading
Friendly reminder to thank and tip your delivery drivers, folks!
Jessie Ware Showed Off Her Baby Bump In The Most Stunning Way
Jessie Ware will soon be a mom of three.
17 Kathryn Hahn Winking Tweets That Have Absolutely Sent Me Into Orbit
“Omg let’s get together soon, I miss you!” *insert Kathryn Hahn wink*
Did You Catch These "WandaVision" Finale Easter Eggs?
Plus, Rupert Grint on what it was like spending a decade filming "Harry Potter" and Sam Heughan talks James Bond.
A Woman On TikTok Claimed We Need To Stop Peeing "Just In Case," So I Spoke To A Doctor
This makes so much sense.
Listen: Meghan & Harry’s Revelations May Have Spared The Queen, But The Future of The Monarchy Is In Doubt
“We now know for a fact, Oprah told us, that the person who made the comment about whether Archie would be too black was not the Queen or Prince Phillip… And with Meghan saying it would be too damaging to the institution—you know that’s a future king.”
This Viral TikTok Shows The Only Acceptable Type Of Gender Reveal
"It's a 12-year-old girl!"
Mixed-Race People Are Revealing Moments When Family Members Have Been Racist Toward Them, And It's Eye-Opening
"When I pointed out that I'm Black, she said, 'I know honey, but it's not your fault.'"
People Got Real About The Worst Ways They’ve Ever Been Ghosted, And It Gets Brutal
"This man moved 1,000 miles away and didn’t say a word to me. He just left."
23 Tumblr Posts That Hit Harder Than Ever A Year Into The Pandemic
Let's just assume from now on that your emails find me experiencing deep existential dread.
OMG, I Can't Believe Zayn Called Out The Grammys And Said They Require "Gifts" For Nominations
"Unless you shake hands and send gifts, there's no nomination considerations."
Healthcare Workers Are Sharing What It's Like To Work With Dementia Patients, And You'll Need Tissues
"A lady thought she was getting picked up for her son's funeral every day. He died in a car accident and she keeps reliving that."
41 Hysterical Jokes That Wouldn't Have Made Sense Before Last March
I can't believe it's been a year.
17 Tumblr Posts That Taught Me Something And Blew My Mind At The Same Time
Nobody told me "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons is about Spider-Man!
Twitter Reacts To Meghan Markle And Prince Harry's Oprah Interview
Plus, fans are celebrating BTS member Suga's birthday and we tried not to cry over Alan Kim's Critics' Choice Awards acceptance speech.
People Are Opening Up About What Health Tips They Wish They Had Known Sooner, And I Am Taking Notes
"If you can see by daylight inside, you should be wearing sunscreen."
HBO Responded After A "Lovecraft Country" Extra Called Them Out For Darkening Her Skin
"I had no idea they were going to do this to me beforehand."
I Have Tears In My Eyes From Laughing So Hard At The Embarrassing Regrets These People Shared On TikTok
We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you.
Identical Twins Are Sharing Their Wildest "We Switched Places" Stories, And They're So Diabolical
"The entire engagement fell apart because months later, he had a crush on the brother."
Listen: The Events Of The “WandaVision” Finale Will Impact The Marvel Cinematic Universe In So Many Ways
“I just want Kathryn Hahn to show up as Agatha in ‘Doctor Strange In the Multiverse of Madness.’ I ask for so little in this world. I just need that to happen.”
People Are Sharing Their "Nice Celebrity" Moments, And The Stories Will Warm Your Cold, Dead Heart
Robin Williams sounds like an angel, as always.
The Viral TikTok Song "Bored In The House" Turned 1 Year Old And Changed Creator Curtis Roach's Life
🎶I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored🎶
13 Fails From This Week That Are Peak 2021
The email to the professor, LMAO.
Just 17 Actually Hilarious Tweets From This Week
"If I say 'I’ll let you know,' just enjoy your night."
17 Very Tired Moms Who Didn't Deserve These Hilarious Fails
Mom brain is seriously, seriously real.
19 Tweets That Have Absolutely No Right To Be As Clever And Hilarious As They Are
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you snort-laughed at your phone while reading these.
16 Types Of People Who Think They're Superior To The Rest Of The Human Race
Coffee with milk is STILL COFFEE.
