"The Men Are Rapping About Taking Ozempic And Getting Lipo, WE NEED MECHANICS," And 18 Other Hilarious Black Tweets From The Week
"Being an adult — I now realize I called my Momma way too many times while she was at work." —@mrwilliammedina
1. Happy Monday, BuzzFeeders! This weekend was Cinco de Mayo, but not everyone celebrated:
I done cinco de lied… I been in this house all day 😂😂😂
— MS Libra ♎️ (@t_sadiity) May 6, 2024
I've been scrolling through Black Twitter to find the funniest tweets of the week, so please enjoy my timeline's hilarious chaos.
2.
native spanish speaker: You speak spanish?
— Mr. Starbox ⭐️ (@thedionmalone) April 30, 2024
black people: Un poquito pic.twitter.com/cAMrvKfQyo
3.
Girl it’s not that deep but ok pic.twitter.com/lrD18s5Ibl
— 𝑻. 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 ᥫ᭡ 🌼 (@Locwittati) April 30, 2024
4.
Me eating:
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) April 29, 2024
My white shirt: let me taste it. pic.twitter.com/B2ZWCsLH3Q
5.
My Homegirl done lost her mind 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pdUxpHn0nb
— brax (@Topshelfbrax) April 29, 2024
6.
The men are rapping about taking ozempic and getting lipo…WE NEED MECHANICS
— Amari Symoné (@MarMarr08) May 4, 2024
7.
The carpenter I called to fix my bathroom door locked himself inside for the past 20mins. I have been on noise canceling headphones playing FIFA and didn’t hear him banging and wailing 😂😆🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/cWuLRfk0r4
— Emotional Black Male 😓 (@talktojoshlucid) May 1, 2024
8.
Not watching Lifetime nomo all they do is hìt people in the head & take they baby😒
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) May 1, 2024
9.
Being an adult — I now realize I called my Momma way too many times while she was at work. pic.twitter.com/5zzleQ2hD1
— IG-@MrWilliamMedina (@mrwilliammedina) May 1, 2024
10.
My Mama: "lookin just like yo damn daddy😒"
— Tyrone Bryant (@Carolinas_942) April 30, 2024
Me sitting there tryna eat: pic.twitter.com/E9fpask1bS
11.
My coworker seen me putting on sunscreen and said “oh wow, I didn’t know you guys used that”. I’m gonna drop through the roof of the HR office like a SWAT raid.
— /////// (@JMEZ__) May 1, 2024
12.
Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only ! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth😭.
— SiSi🤍✨🖇 (@Sisi0821) May 1, 2024
13.
https://t.co/kLEDmjRQBR pic.twitter.com/QSSh673LH5
— Lisa Squirtle (@Tuchie___) April 28, 2024
14.
Crying at Jamie Foxx sayin that black people stopped accusing him of being a clone when they seen him back outside with ww 😭😂
— 🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶 (@ESPNFrankie) May 3, 2024
15.
Just seen a TikTok of a man donating blood to get his girl a Chanel bag for her birthday, and someone commented “they gon have to drain you dry” LMAO 😭
— Zhané Love 🫧 (@thezhanelove) May 5, 2024
16.
I done forgave my own student loans …. They ain’t even gotta send me an email . 🤷🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/DhwAvWM1FM
— Quamain (@DTF_yo_ma) May 1, 2024
17.
Jill Scott's step father. https://t.co/dnHxY5yq2u
— James Jones (@jamesjonesesq) May 1, 2024
18.
Why I thought this was a Jazmine Halloween costume https://t.co/f9JdcuYb8e
— ZEUS VIBES⚡️ (@Zeus_WorldWide) April 30, 2024
19.
Kendrick Lamar to Drake on Euphoria: pic.twitter.com/fF2cAHQrb9
— Zak (@zakeekinlaw) April 30, 2024