If you just had the absolute worst week ever, just remember...
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The person who paid a barber to mess up their entire world:
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The person who got a very, very rude awakening:
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The person who lost the avocado lottery:
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The person who will be cleaning up detergent until the dang cows come home:
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The person who learned a very valuable lesson that day:
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The person whose oven is about 70% plastic:
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The person who went the wrong way... the very, very wrong way:
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The person who forged a dang blade in their oven:
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The person who's having impromptu dessert for dinner:
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The person whose sandwich went absolutely NUCLEAR:
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The person who's eating fried spatula for supper, just like ma used to make:
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The person with Schrödinger's iPhone:
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The person who found a mysterious entity in their waffle:
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The person who's going their insides a fresh coat of paint:
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The person who lives near some avian super fans of Jackson Pollock:
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The person who has their heater to thank for 2024's newest style:
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The person who sandwich is now in the great beyond:
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There person who REALLY needed to get inside their house:
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And the person whose foot has seen things... terrible things:
