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December 9, 2009

Watch this dog and cat perfectly lipsync to an amazing new song.

I think this is pretty clear. Sometimes you just have to use genuinely tough language if you don't want people parking in front of your doors.

Holly Sampson, the porn star who has been outed as Tiger's latest mistress, bragged about doing it with Tiger Woods in a half naked video on Naughty America, like, a year ago.

University of Tennessee is in a little bit of trouble with the NCAA right now due to an investigation of its alleged use of "hostesses" - sexy ladies who visit high school recruits and are real nice to them.

Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro, two foreign language teachers at James Madison high school in Brooklyn, were apparently caught by a janitor getting all naked and stuff with each other in a classroom during the school's talent show.

Oh good: Tiger paid 26-year-old Jamie Jungers thousands of dollars, which she used to have thigh liposuction.

Ouch. Burn.

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