December 9, 2009
Please Do Not Block These Doors
I think this is pretty clear. Sometimes you just have to use genuinely tough language if you don't want people parking in front of your doors.
Holly Sampson Video: Tiger Woods Porn Star Mistress Speaks
Holly Sampson, the porn star who has been outed as Tiger's latest mistress, bragged about doing it with Tiger Woods in a half naked video on Naughty America, like, a year ago.
Tennessee's Sketchy "Hostess" Program
University of Tennessee is in a little bit of trouble with the NCAA right now due to an investigation of its alleged use of "hostesses" - sexy ladies who visit high school recruits and are real nice to them.
Alini Brito And Cindy Mauro: Sex Education
Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro, two foreign language teachers at James Madison high school in Brooklyn, were apparently caught by a janitor getting all naked and stuff with each other in a classroom during the school's talent show.
Tiger Bought Liposuction For His Ladies
Oh good: Tiger paid 26-year-old Jamie Jungers thousands of dollars, which she used to have thigh liposuction.