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December 15, 2009

Britain Hates "Gingers"

One of Britain's biggest supermarket chains, Tesco, is pulling a line of Christmas cards from their shelves after outraged customers complained that it was defamatory to redheads. Maybe they should talk to Santa about it, since he's clearly the only one who loves them. :(

Usher Featuring The Goat Who Yells Like A Man

The hottest collaboration of the year.

Ancient Social Network Discovered

An Internet archaeologist has uncovered the remains of an ancient social network that mysteriously blinked out of existence in AD 2005.

This Is Where the Magic Happens

Magic...gangbang...whatever.

Young Love

Jeremy makes a number of strong points in this forthright, well-reasoned missive to a potential girlfriend. For Pete's sake!

The 30 Most Memorable Mug Shots Of 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the best mug shots of the year. Everyone's a winner!

Puppy Takes a Sh*t on Live Talk Show

Adorable puppy plops out a hot steaming turd right on the desk of a roundtable talk show.

Actovegin

Dr. Anthony Galea, who is Tiger Woods' doctor, was caught with this illegal performance-enhancing drug and is now under FBI investigation.

Product

A dark and moody comic about living in a post-apocalyptic world where human clones are bred as food. I guarantee the ending will blow you away.

Tiger Woods' Wife Spotted Ringless

The Tiger Woods Divorce Watch continues: Elin Nordegren was spotted in public without her ring.

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