December 13, 2009
In a close run-off race of historic proportions, Houston voters chose openly gay City Controller Annise Parker as Houston's next mayor.
Uh-oh. Looks like one of the evil dolls came alive. :(
A best man secretly set up a motion sensor attached to the newlyweds' bed which tweets every time it detects any "rocking" activity, along with a "frenzy index."