December 14, 2009
2009's best headlines were about tasers, tacos, and people with the last name Hooker. I wonder if they ever found that missing Chihuahua...
Oprah Winfrey toured the White House for a Christmas special and got a high-five from first dog Bo.
Say it with a pie chart! A nice succinct "F*ck You" for the client who never pays you on time (or at all).
My favorite new blog: all the awesome early '90s outfits from Roseanne, rife with floral minidresses, Navajo print jackets, and leopard print.
Christmas is supposed to be a time of joy and celebration, but judging by a lot of the music that's been made about the holiday over the years, you would think that the true meaning of Christmas is self-soothing intoxication and deeply troubling emotional problems.
New Tiger Woods mistress, you guys! And guess what? From her picture, it looks like she is an attractive blonde!
A behind-the-scenes look at Disney's latest movie featuring a Jewish-American princess heroine, Rachel and the Dragon.