Archive
May 17, 2011
Adorable Zombie Cat Eats Brains
Nom nom nom, brains.
I Like Vegetables
All rap music should be this awesome. Artist Parry Gripp is my new hero, mainly because he can eat a billion turnips! Via Tastefully Offensive.
16 Retro Disney Costumed Characters
Mickey's eyes will haunt my nightmares. Before Uncanny Valley Mickey, Disney had to rely on vacant stares and disproportionate body size to traumatize young visitors. How much dedication did it take to put on these mobile saunas everyday and greet a sea of small children?
Han And Leia: Worst Couple Ever
Oh 1950s instructional video audio. You so silly.
Portal 2 Personality Spheres
Why are these not in mass production?! I swear to God Valve, you really need to step up your memorabilia game. Because creators like Chris Myles are giving me fan girl blue balls.
The Animal Kingdom's 10 Strangest Penises
Damn nature, you kinky. And kind of freaking me out. Bed bug sex might be the most traumatizing thing you'll learn today. NSFW if your boss hates National Geographic specials.