May 17, 2011
Nom nom nom, brains.
Mickey's eyes will haunt my nightmares. Before Uncanny Valley Mickey, Disney had to rely on vacant stares and disproportionate body size to traumatize young visitors. How much dedication did it take to put on these mobile saunas everyday and greet a sea of small children?
Oh 1950s instructional video audio. You so silly.
Damn nature, you kinky. And kind of freaking me out. Bed bug sex might be the most traumatizing thing you'll learn today. NSFW if your boss hates National Geographic specials.