Archive
May 27, 2011
Super Mario Bros. Is A Scary Game
Mario inhabits a strange and terrifying world. Tumblr-er-er-er Hyliam takes a look at this 8-bit classic with fresh, if wide with abject horror, eyes.
Sound Fly (Game Battle)
Old-timey graphics and a great classical soundtrack keep this simple side-scroller from Clockwork Monster enjoyable.
11 Fancy Jell-O Shots For Your Memorial Day
Memorial Day is a time to remember our veterans...by getting totally smashed. Sure we could just drink beer and cook-out, but real alcoholics know that vice is more acceptable when it's fancy.
Voldemort Deathly Hallows Promotional Poster
Here is the final poster in the newest set of Deathly Hallows promotional images.
Mobius Ship
This is wonderful.
The Grossest Moment During Amy Poehler's Harvard Commencement Speech
This is really gross.
Terrifying Giant Water Bugs Eat Everything
It is the Honey Badger of the insect world. Why am I posting this? Because if I'm going to have nightmares, SO. ARE. YOU.
The Best Variations Of President Obama And Michelle Obama's "O RLY" Faces
So, this kind of became a meme last night.
Miley Cyrus Responds To Gay Marriage Hater
Good going, Miley. You just gained 43343 cool points.
First Rendered Image Of Pixar's "Brave" Heroine
Everyone, meet Princess Merida.
When Dominique Strauss-Kahn Met The Obamas
The only thing standing between between DSK and Michelle Obama is the President. His reputation as "The Great Seducer" preceded him. Priceless and creepy and telling.
Cave Johnson's Combustible Lemons
Make life rue the day it gave YOU lemons! Now you too can burn life's house down. But seriously, if Valve doesn't hire Chris Myles to be their head of merchandising soon, I might cry. I neeeeeeeeeed these things!