May 10, 2011
Disney tried to warn us. Turns out they don't store water in their humps after all; they store hatred and rage.
So, Cee Lo Green re-recorded "Fuck You" for volunteer firefighters.
One more reason to feel like a weakling the next time you're struggling to pop a top.
It all depends on how you feel.
Like eating warm what now? Although, honestly, you had me at "crispy skin off fried chicken."
Now if we can just merge Skype with the Kinect, everyone can hedge bets on if the future is Skynet or 1984. Microsoft continues its unrelenting march towards the homogenization of technology whether we like it or not.