May 6, 2010
Now that she's seen that N-cup lady, she has to be #1.
Think the Goldfish cracker is an innocent vegetarian treat? Think again.
See? I told you they were going to start figuring out practical uses for this machine.
needless to say, I think this takes the cake for best use of photoshop.
This guy's life experiences really puts this personal ad into context.
Celebrity Agony Uncle Danny Dyer has sparked outrage after advising a heartbroken man to "cut his ex's face, so no one will want her" in his problem page in Zoo magazine. Danny has responded by saying he was mis-quoted and that there was a serious production error. Seriously, I think I might use that excuse for everything now, I can hear myself saying firmly ‘I’m terribly sorry it was a production error’. I might even use it when I overcook the steak. Nice. [via:http://thedailywh.at]
These never get old.
Barack will then use his eye lasers to cut through the volcanic ash of Eyjafjallajokull, and his mind bending telekinesis to pull all the oil out of the ocean.