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    Ask Danny (On Second Thought, Don't)

    Celebrity Agony Uncle Danny Dyer has sparked outrage after advising a heartbroken man to "cut his ex's face, so no one will want her" in his problem page in Zoo magazine. Danny has responded by saying he was mis-quoted and that there was a serious production error. Seriously, I think I might use that excuse for everything now, I can hear myself saying firmly ‘I’m terribly sorry it was a production error’. I might even use it when I overcook the steak. Nice. [via:http://thedailywh.at]