May 8, 2010
Sooty Got the Booty
A guinea pig named Sooty had a night to remember after escaping from his pen and tunnelling into a cage of 24 females. He romanced each of them in turn and was yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring. Poor bastard. He'll spend the rest of his life on the hamster wheel paying off the child support.
Ten Times the Simpsons Jumped the Shark
Most television shows are only on air long enough to experience one tragic shark jump into stupidity, blandness, contradiction, or self-parody. Double-decade survivors like The Simpsons, however, have all the more time to betray the principles on which they were built.