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Hope they take constructive criticism!
What will it take for people to believe science?
"To me, it says, 'I just turned 21, so I'm gonna get super wasted and not tip at all.'"
I would've done like five of these things...
"When Mom has a seizure, make sure no one gets an ambulance."
It's not illegal to chew gum in Singapore???
♫ Let's talk about sex, baby. ♫
"She told me she had a cleaning business."
"I can tell you about a time I fired someone within five minutes."
People Are Sharing Online Dating Bios That Are An Immediate Turnoff, And Whew, Prepare To Take Notes
"Looking for a woman who can hold a conversation."
"When I woke up, I had cards and flowers from all these people whose living rooms I’d been visiting in my coma."
Two photos, one incredible story.
15 Stories People Shared From Their Real Lives That 100% Sound Like A Scene Straight Out Of A Horror Movie
Guess who's having nightmares tonight? (Hint: It's me.)
FYI: Friends don't always have to agree with you.
Did we just become BFFs?
Everything from '90s classics to ones we love today.
"Translating an ancient text, but then it still rhymes."
What is reality, anyway?
"How many people nowadays know that when you CC someone on an email, the CC stands for 'carbon copy'?"
Matilda would love these.
"Tell me something that feels illegal but isn't." Uh, every image in this post.
That toaster may have been brave, but I most certainly am not.
Never knew "fanny" was so offensive.
A reminder that not all sequels suck!
Living alone is such a privilege.
Not going to lie, Disney Channel stars' fashions in the 2000s were a serve.
"Wearing outdoor shoes inside the house."
Identical Twins Are Sharing The Most Awkward Times They Got Mixed Up, And Some Of These Stories Get Messy
"My boyfriend would get messages from people about my sister making out with someone else...and they thought it was me."
Maybe WFH isn't so bad after all.
Parents Are Sharing Stories About Their Child's Imaginary Friend, And They Just Might Make A Chill Run Down Your Spine
I don't think I want any of these "friends" to appear at the end of my bed.
Emphatic [eyes emoji].
" Son of the Mask. Worst sequel. Worst movie. Worst experience to sit through as a human being."
"Ex–McDonald's worker here. Ice cream in hot chocolate is amazing."
"If I could afford therapy, this would definitely come up."
All hail cats.
"The floor was covered in dead bugs."
"Wombats poop in cubes."
Baristas Are Revealing The Weirdest Drinks They've Ever Had To Make For Customers, And I'm Speechless
"The 'Americola': two shots of espresso served over a Coke. Only, this monster ordered it hot. I had to explain we cannot steam sodas."
You can't live with 'em...That's it. You can't live with 'em.
Men Are Sharing The Nonsexual Types Of Physical Touch They Love, And It's An Inside Look At Their Brains
I guess they're not all horndogs.
"Using your child for likes on social media. That's creepy, and I never understood why any parent would do that."
If loving pumpkin spice is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Some days are worse than others...way worse.
Is it Friday yet?
“A group of your neighbors wish to announce that..."
They literally had one job.
"I went into the theater as an 8-year-old expecting a fun fantasy movie and that is not what I got."
Oh, so that's why it was so cheap.
People Are Sharing Thoughts They'd Never Say Out Loud And We All Have A Lot More In Common Than I Expected
"I feel like I’m losing my social skills in isolation during the pandemic."
"I was 16 years old, ordering a beer at McDonald's."
Restaurant Workers Are Sharing The Weirdest Customer Order They've Ever Taken, And I'm Shaking My Head
One grilled cheese without the bread, comin' right up.
Go ahead. I dare you not to smile at these.
What could go wrong?
You *might* want to double check that your mic is off more often.
People Are Sharing The Secrets They Know That Could Ruin Someone Else's Life, And They're Pretty Juicy
"Secret secrets are no fun..."
"In these uncertain times."
Petition to give all restaurant workers a raise, ASAP.
“They leave us alone out of fear that we’ll destroy ourselves if war accidentally breaks out.”
I need all of these immediately.
"That pubic hair acted like Velcro."
When the only way out is divorce.
C'mon, I know you have Thoughts™️ on all of these 👀.
"Emotionally just brutal. Crushed me; never want to see again."
Can someone pass the tissues?
Yahoo Answers, you will be missed.
Warning: You may want to read these with the lights on.
"I always assume there are actual adults in charge of things, but I'm nearly 40, and I'm meant to be that adult. I feel like a kid in an aged shell."
I think I just lost my appetite.
Sex Workers Are Sharing Their Saddest Customer Requests, And They Reveal Just How Lonely People Can Be
"This guy wanted me to hold and rock him while he just cried."
*Side-eyes all these posts*
Who ARE these people?!
Apparently it's "rude" to tell the waiter I survived a bear attack.
I, too, despise Dunkirk.
"The 'Snyder Cut,' I liked it for a couple hours, but after that I just wished for something to kill me."
"It deserved at least a cult following."
When down is up and up is down...
People Are Coming Up With Brutally Honest Slogans For Brands We All Know, And They're Actually Hilarious
"Taco Bell: You can make 32 different things with these five ingredients, why mess with perfection??"
"The kicker is that if you call them on it, you’re treated as unreasonable."
Photo or it didn't happen.
Still gagging, in case you were wondering.
"Extra ice in their drinks."
“There’s one person whose fantasy was to be a chicken about to be cooked. But there was also a client whose partner had passed away, and she hired someone to just lay in her lap and stroke her hair.”
People Are Sharing Movies That Would Have Ended Immediately If The Characters Acted Normally, And Finally Someone Is Saying It
I expected Harry Potter, but not Frozen...
Kids do the darndest — and most chaotic — things.
Valid points were made.
Scooby Doo, but make it real life. 🔍👀
"I do not miss working in the restaurant industry."
People Are Sharing The Favorite Things They Had To Give Up Because They Were Too Old To Keep Doing Them, And It's Highly Relatable
Sigh, I do miss playing at the playground.
"Too hot to keep changing this sign. Jesus good, sin bad. Details inside."
I will feel personally vindicated when these people get fired.
"We both went for the last pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food at the grocery store, and we agreed to share it in the parking lot."