April 1, 2009
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Show your loved ones you care, but not that much.
That's what you get for being a pervy teenage boy. Grow up!
Time to forever ruin some happy childhood memories.
You probably all know this already, but I thought it might be a good time to go over Rule #1 again.
Amongst Asians, apparently it's common to bond with your child by pretending to use the force against them.
Mark Ballas' unwieldy boner is coming after 17-year-old Shawn Johnson after she's had a rough week with a deranged stalker.
So cute! But the tiny dogs that go in the beds are pretty whatevs.