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April 9, 2012
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25 Reinterpreted White House Photos
In Soviet Russia, President captions you.
Make A Rainbow By Blasting Stuff With A Shotgun
This is the most whimsical, Pintrest-ready use of a shotgun ever. Blasting the crap out a pond to make a rainbow appear.
Kathleen Falk Goes On Air Wisconsin Democratic Primary
One of Scott Walker's challengers goes up with a statewide cable buy. Her opponent, Milwaukee mayor Tom Barrett, has yet to release a TV ad in the run-up to the May 9 primary.
Old People Posting On Chain Restaurants' Facebook Pages
This new Tumblr is just ramping up, you guys. Old senile people are so cute.
Make An Instant Photo Timeline Out Of Anything
Using an old hack, developer David Hirmes was able to build an instant Google Image Search timeline generator. Just enter a year and a term and let Google work its senseless magic.
Alec Baldwin's Nonsensical Easter Tweets
Today's Twitter Buzz: Alec Baldwin apparently spent his Easter learning the Spanish language? Plus, Jessica Alba's baby, Mena Suvari's toilet-wear, and Miley Cyrus is HUNGRY AS HELL.
Wine Made For Hiking
Genius.
Surreal Aerial Photo Of Dry Baja Desert River Bed
Those are salt flats, not snow. Even when these estuaries fill with water during hurricane season, it is too briny for humans to drink.
"Titanic" Super 3D
Now with 100% more explosions and krakens. A small glimpse into what fate would've awaited Jack and Rose if they'd been directed by anyone other than James Cameron.
Walter
His favorite thing to stretch out and take up most of the bed.
Santorum Makes The Cover Of "The Advocate"
But the gay press may not have him to kick around much longer.
Bo
Unfortunately I lost Bo about a year ago to hemangiosarcoma. He was hands down the best dog ever — a big, fluffy, gentle giant and my best friend ever.
Cooper!
Loves him some ham, we learned on Easter.
Quila
Her snaggle tooth is awesome
Imagining The Twitter Of Major League Baseball's Crotchety Old Commisioner
Until Bud Selig joins Twitter, BuzzFeed Sports took the liberty of creating an account for him. Here are his first tweets.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Unwitting Breast Reduction And Other Links
Entertainment Weekly doesn't think you should let it all hang out even if you are playing a call girl. Plus the surprising side effect of violent video games and Janet Jackson is looking svelte. These and other Buzz that flew under the radar await your clicking pleasure.
Roger Stone's Lewdest Tweets [NSFW]
The Republican political consultant, current Gary Johnson backer, and happily notorious dirty trickster takes to Twitter for his ribald musings. Below, fifteen recent entries.
If The Baseball Season Ended Today...
The people of Baltimore would finally have a reason to be happy about baseball. The rest of the world would be pretty confused as to why the baseball season had been reduced to three games.
Before Buying Instagram, Facebook Planned To Destroy It
Instagram's billion dollar payday is great for the sub-20-employee company. But it's worth remembering that, not so long ago, Facebook almost released an Instagram clone.
Martin Luther King Jr. And The Romneys
Mitt Romney's roots in civil rights issues run deep. His father marched for civil rights, and communicated with Dr. Martin Luther King. Although George Romney, the former Michigan Governor and HUD Secretary, never met Dr. King, his wife Lenore did on at least one occasion.
Why The Supreme Court Will Overturn ObamaCare
A fantasy mansion, and a locked room.
Poodle Steals The Scene
This poodle stole the scene in "The Bold and The Beautiful." I could barely hear what anyone was saying because I was watching the poodle the whole time.
Transforming The Human Body With Kinect
Things this guy can make himself look like with a Kinect: The Michelin Man, Animal (the muppet), a waterlogged corpse, Bigfoot, a baby, a Minecraft level, a man taking a bubble bath, smoke.
People Overreacting To Facebook Buying Instagram
C'mon, we all know you're not really going to delete it.
Romney Not Surprised That Newt Is Basically Giving Up
Acknowledges on Huckabee's new radio show that he and Gingrich are preparing to team up.
Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza
Apparently this is available at UK Pizza Huts. Get in me.
Editor Of The HuffPo Lent Liveblog: "Lent Was Long"
Now that that's over, the Huffington Post is going to liveblog the Jewish holiday of Omer.
Ozzie Guillen Says Crazy Shit: Pro-Dictator Edition
Ozzie Guillen loves Fidel Castro, may or may not support Hugo Chávez, and is probably going to keep offending people.
Ikea Is Building A Town
The furniture company is building a 27-acre neighborhood in the outskirts of London. The only way out is through the pillow section.
Mitt Romney Attended Pro-Choice Group's Award Ceremony In 1995
The presumptive Republican nominee has been dogged by his pro-choice past. In this photo taken in January 1995 at the Massachusetts Women's Political Caucus (MWPC) awards ceremony, Romney is pictured with Evelyn Murphy, a former Lt. Governor; Ted Kennedy fundraiser Lisa McBirney; his own 1994 campaign fundraiser Priscilla Ruzzo. MWPC, is the state affiliate of the National Women's Political Caucus, a nonpartisan group founded in 1971 by Gloria Steinem that "prides itself in increasing the number of pro-choice women elected and appointed into office every year." MWCP lists it's primary issues of concern as reproductive freedoms and the right to choice, equal and civil rights for all citizens regardless of sexual orientation, religion, or race, support for the Equal Rights Amendment, and accessible and affordable child care.
"My House Got Destroyed By An F-18, Ask Me Anything"
A first-hand followup to last week's freak fighter crash.
The "Mad Men" Likeability Index: Has Don Really Left His Man-Whoring Ways Behind?
I'm guessing not, but a symbolic dream sequence strongly suggests otherwise.
As Adolescent Mitt Romney Dove Into Politics In His Mother's Senate Race
A 23-year-old Mitt Romney was active in his mother's campaign while on summer break.
US Senator Blames Twitter Typos, Poor Grammar On iPhone
" I love Tweeting, but I don't like to type."
It's "Game On" In Chicago
One year in, the Obama campaign unleashes itself on America. Confident, cool, digitally dynamic. But are they getting cocky?
Proclamations: Governor Romney Announced Gay/Straight Youth Pride Days
Romney followed a tradition started by former Governor Bill Weld in sending out proclamations for "Gay/Straight Youth Pride Day" in 2003 and 2004. Later, Romney sought to abolish the 14-year-old Massachusetts Commission on Gay and Lesbian Youth, which sponsored the event, angry that his name appeared on an unauthorized press release touting it. Romney changed course the same day and instead "directed the commission not to use taxpayer money for parades and parties and to refocus their resources on counseling and the development of strategies for the prevention of violence and suicide," his spokesmen Eric Fehrnstrom said at the time.
