Every Aussie knows it's called a "servo", not a "gas station" 💀.
We sure have some polarising foods.
Victorians can't order Domino's without cheesy garlic bread.
Okay, but real talk — why do Aussies brag about not owning a heater??
Only Queenslanders order the GYG nachos.
Australians escaping winter for a European summer? Groundbreaking.
Nothing says 'American' quite like an Oreo filling.
Boujee brunch or Bunnings snag?
Raisin toast is 100% a NSW delicacy.
Your fake boyfriend will be delivered to your door in 5–7 business days.
Twenty-four hours is all it takes to know what kind of love you love.
Shopping at General Pants is torture for an introvert.
It's plain un-Australian to not like hash browns.
The temptation to go to the pub after taking this quiz.
Yeah, this is cooked — but it sure is fun.
I would give my firstborn child up for a bubblegum McFlurry.
Say goodbye to that iconic baseball scene because here in Australia we play cricket.
Kim Kardashian, Demi Lovato, and the Dolan twins are just some of the big names who have chosen to unfollow.
Oh, white people have no culture? Try again, sweaty.
"I feel like Men aren't sending us their best people."
I have literally been thinking about it all day.
Are you more of a Cady Heron or Regina George?
"Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually."
The phrase "guilty as charged" is definitely one of them.
Seriously. Why is your gravy white? I need to know.
Selling vodka in a Target? I approve.
Yes Bella!!! You better go get that deadly vampire dick!!!!
"Today a woman asked her what her name was and she replied 'Buttcrack'."
"And I was like, 'Oh ok. Ok. I'm going to have to explain this'."
It's all about balance, you doughnuts.
It's been nearly 10 years since the first movie came out, and it's time we talked about it again.
"Body type: Not bad but DEFINITELY doesn’t know how to say no to soft serve ice cream on a summer night."
Some people just want to watch the world burn, now don't they?
Damn, child me was wild.
Kris. You're doing amazing, sweetie.
Who knew your choice of spring roll could be so monumental?
I can't make any promises though.
Perfect for scrolling through while half-watching TV.
Women Have Started Describing Themselves As Male Authors Would And The Results Are Painfully Hilarious
"Wow, she thought, my legs are long. Her breasts jounced their agreement."
"Sometimes I'll take a nap to fast-forward a couple of hours I'm too bored to live through."
Quite possibly the best worst Christmas movie ever made.
It's starting to feel a lot like shade-mas.
"You GRIN AND FORKING BEAR IT!"
And we all thought Ryan Reynolds was the master.
"My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster..."
"Mansplaining should be called correctile dysfunction."
Don't even try to lie to me.
Nothing like hot dogs and sheet cake to celebrate eternal love.
Oh, btw, I still stand by half of these being magic.
The night is dark and full of incest jokes.
I don't want to say it was magic, but it was magic.
Just take a second and forget about the mess.
All aboard this ship. Warning: Contains spoilers.
Food is love. Food is life.
You all have dirty minds.
Mmmm, sounds about white.
"This post is a mess" should really be Tumblr's tagline.
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side."
Going a third day without washing your hair and looking like you've dipped your head in a giant container of olive oil.
If you don't pull apart the colours on your rainbow straps, don't talk to me.
Honestly, just give me a Food Network show and call it "Microwave Masters".
While the rest of us are stuck in 2017.
"Are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals?"
I don't know how, but they're all true.
You can always count on Twitter.
Just forget about ever buying anything online.
She really did put her thang down, flip it, and reverse it.
Don't balls this up.
"Makeup is false advertising!" Oh, that’s funny, because I’m not a product and I’m not trying to sell myself to you.
So I guess we're just going to forget about that whole bestiality thing then.
I wish you could give people 10 stars.
Yes, the nail clipper one is in here.
Don't worry. There are no eggplants in this quiz.
"My fave mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials."
"Accidentally just googled 'ham solo'."
I apologise for the direction this went in.
"Masturbation is probably the only DIY project you will start and actually finish."
Expecto Patron-ummmm no thanks.
Extra teachers are the best teachers.
You just can't compete with teens.
Absolutely accurate, entirely meaningless.
So many glow-ups.
NO WE'RE NOT BEING DRAMATIC.
The battle of the white.
Honestly what is this country?
Why it look like she just chillin' at my grandma's house in the '70s?
"The only thing dry in January is my bank account."
One hot beef injection, please!
Guys. How did you manage to burn pasta?
Teens, man. They just get it.
"What the fuck is ‘shrimp?’" — Every Australian ever.
What. A. Sentence.
Pour that Country Time Lemonade.
"Somebody has lost three dollars!"