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35 People Who Said Something Confidently And Then Learned That They Were So Wrong, It's Embarrassing
"Garlic permission is the worst flavor wings."
20 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You
Just be glad it didn't happen to you.
"If you call out on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday it is an automatic suspension for a week."
47 Americans Who Decided To Post Really, Really, Really Stupid Stuff Online And Make Us All Look Bad
"Canadians think the Titanic was a real event and not just a movie, how dumb can you be."
I feel so bad for laughing at some of these.
You might be able to do it yourself, but that doesn't always mean you should.
We're Almost At The Tail End Of 2023, So Let's Cushion The Blow By Laughing At 23 Of The Funniest Signs Of The Week
This post gives you 23 chances to laugh at a silly sign, and I think that's beautiful.
I'm Sorry To Say That These Ridiculously Self-Absorbed And Self-Serving People Are Definitely On Santa's Bad List, And Also Mine
"Can I sue my ex because he stopped paying for my lavish lifestyle?" Um...WTF.
14 Millennials Shared The Texts They Receive From Their Younger Gen Z Siblings, And It's Like A Whole New Language
"I am not actively manifesting anything."
Selena Gomez Couldn't Stop Commenting About Her New Relationship, And More Things The Internet Is Talking About
"I am gorgeous. I'm normal."
Featuring the best-worst drawing of a chameleon I've ever seen.
The chance that you're dreaming right now is unlikely, but not impossible.
I Don't Think I've Ever Laughed Harder At All These People Who Got Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion This Year
There's no coming back from that.
AI Generated The Average House In Each State Into Gingerbread Form, And I Must Say, Florida Looks Extraaaaa Good
North Carolina looks like a sugar crash about to happen!
"Our neighbor wanted Halloween decorations down by November 1st."
The Internet Is Losing It Over “Gag City” — The Nicki Minaj-Inspired AI World Created By Her Fanbase
Booking my flight to Gag City as we speak.
I'd rather live alone in a field than anywhere near these people.
17 Photos Of T-Shirt Designs That Are So Hilariously Questionable They're Actually The Hottest Item On The Market
Graphic tees are like a window into the soul.
People Are Sharing The Extreme Reasons They Ended Their Last Relationship, And It's So Wild, It's Almost Unfathomable
"She lied about stopping by my house and taking care of my cat while I was out of the country."
Here Are 9 AITA Submissions From The Holiday Season Where Both People Were Declared The A-Hole — Now You Have To Decide Who's The Bigger A-Hole
"My mother-in-law decided to tell my 13-year-old daughter that she didn't get as many gifts as her brother and that we spent less on her to try to get our daughter to believe that we loved her less."
I'll never look at lamps the same way again.
I'm Dying Laughing At These Scammers Who Tried To Rip People Off And Got Totally And Completely Destroyed In The Process This Past Year
Ah, so there is some justice in the world.
I wish I didn't know what a Damascus goat looks like.
This is like a class on how to have an A+ Christmas in just five minutes!
"Would you be willing to give this away, in the spirit of Christmas?"
My Favorite Holiday Pastime Is Seeing The Thick Grinch Go Viral, And This Year's Reactions Are Even Better Than 2022
Why is the Grinch thicker than me?
People Have Extremely Mixed Feelings Over HBO Green-Lighting A Movie About George Santos, And I Need Your Opinion
If they cast George Santos to play George Santos, I will never recover.
My Dumb Little Brain Is Completely And Totally Blown After Seeing All These Absolutely Fascinating Pictures For The First Time Last Week
You really need to check these out.
People Are Sharing The Wildest Thing That Happened To *That One Kid* From High School, Because Every High School Has One
"Whenever I google his name, I honestly assume I’m going to see a death notification."
Imagine having a newborn baby and some kid shows up to practice drumming.
People Are Sharing The Quirks And Habits Of Millionaires And Billionaires, And I Didn't Expect Some Of These
"I would get $100 for peeling off the excess cash from the stack."
These landlords make me want to tear my hair out — especially #3!
15 Unfortunate But Incredibly Funny Fails From This Week That Make Me Glad People Share Their Pain For The Rest Of Us To Enjoy
So many instances of what I can only describe as "devious thievery."
"Y’all, I just called this restaurant and said, 'I’m not supposed to be telling you this, but Keith Lee is about to order from your restaurant.' I need my food to be MAGNIFICENT!"
These 31 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Had Me Slappin' My Knee In Laughter, And I Bet They Will For You, Too
"Being an iPad baby must be soo exciting; imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush."
Maybe try tilting your head a little, then you'll "see it."
27 Infuriating Screenshots Of Neighbor Drama That Made Me Understand Why Some People Move To The Country
I don't even understand how someone could think it's a good idea to practice shooting bows and arrows in their backyard.
"There was around $10k of silver and old coins that were put there in the '90s and forgotten about."
This just might cure your online shopping addiction...immediately.
The one with the bob...OMG.
"People who flaunt helping others online. Like the ones who clearly do it for clout. My friend’s gf does this; she constantly looks at the camera, smiles and poses, waves, asks the person who is houseless (who looks so uncomfortable) to wave to the camera, too. NO."
If You've Had About Enough Of Tipping Culture, These 26 Photos Will Infuriate You As Much As They Infuriate Me
"It's just gonna ask you a question..." I'm so tired.
"The Practice Has Always Given Off Super Strong Indoctrination Vibes": 36 American Things Other Countries Find SO Odd
"Wearing their shoes inside the house. Even on their couch and bed. Absolutely disgusting."
Spotify Wrapped Called Us Out, An Angry Cooking Show, And More Things On The Internet People Are Talking About
if you got any of these three cities, Spotify wants to tell you something.
My Dumb Little Brain Is Completely And Totally Blown After Seeing All These Absolutely Fascinating Pictures For The First Time Last Month
You really need to see these. Like, now.
Thanksgiving was...A LOT, so let's take a breather and just laugh at these signs.
My Poor, Little Thumbs Are Sore From Scrolling To Find These 26 Hilarious Political Tweets, But It Was So Worth It
"Thanksgiving is next week, but George Santos is getting carved up today."
60 People Who I'm 100% Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Last Month
That's not what you want to happen at all.
56 Things People Posted On The Internet This Month That I Laughed At Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hard
"My eyebrow piercing fell out, and my mom looked up to the sky and thanked Jesus. I'm so mad right now."
People Are Revealing The Bad Habits That A Shocking Amount Of People Have, And You Most Certainly Have Witnessed More Than A Few Of These
I truly don't get why people do some of these on purpose.
"It's incredibly depressing even opening a stupid dating app at this point."
Definitely don't make these the last images you see before going to bed tonight.
"He Lasted Less Than 45 Minutes": People Are Sharing Stories Where Their Coworkers Got Fired Almost Immediately
"Within an hour, a new employee was fired because she dropped a ball on a complaining patron’s foot."
"I punched some holes in a plastic pill box and put it over my vacuum nozzle so I can vacuum dust out of kids toy storage boxes."
"Blossoming into a beautiful young lady felt like I joined the meat market. My beauty and body far outweighed my brains and brawn."
Spotify Told Everyone They Belong In Three Random Cities, And People Have A Lot Of Feelings About It
I guess I'm dying alone in Provo!
A Group Trolled George Santos With A Hilarious Giant Balloon Outside Of The Capitol, And People Are Loving It
Tumble away, George. Tumble away.
"I assume someone returned it to Amazon, and they packed it up and sold it as new."
Is it even the holiday season if a younger cousin or nephew doesn't ruin one of your possessions?
"I tried screwing the pedal by hand. That didn’t work. So, I decided to start walking the bike home. I didn’t walk very far when I saw a wrench all mangled in the dirt. (Probably run over by the trucks using the road.) I picked it up, and the business end was a perfect fit for the pedal nut."
"Calling out of work on Spotify Wrapped day."
"Every time I watch a cult documentary, there’s always one random Black person, and I’m like, now how the hell did you get there?"
These 22 Absolutely Fascinating Pictures Just Turned My Dumb Little Brain Into Mush After Seeing Them For The Very First Time
You gotta see these pictures too.
"Can't wait to get diagnosed (Spotify Wrapped)."
The Family International, formerly known as The Children of God (among many other names), which has been accused of all kinds of awful abuse, has been around since the late 1960s. Past members include celebrities like River and Joaquin Phoenix, and Rose McGowan.
I will never be able to unsee the "CNN doomsday video" now.
"Stalking is not inevitable, and should not be treated as such."
You can bet these left a mark.
"She Wouldn't Let Me Eat": People Are Sharing The Cultural Differences They Learned About From Visiting Other People's Houses
"She made us take off our shoes and socks and put on brand new white socks that she kept by the door. We also had to sanitize our hands and wear latex gloves."
All this messed up Thanksgiving food is going to be haunting me 'til Christmas.
"Elon has lost his wife, his kids, $40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet."
"You ever heard of an urban bat tracker? That's me."
I would simply throw my phone across the room.
The lyrics aren't "You've been struck by a smooth criminal."
If You Think Perfection Doesn't Exist, Just Look At These 23 Things That Somehow Fit Inside Other Things
I'm equally fascinated and confused.
"She Was Screaming At All Of Us": 20 Mind-Boggling Stories Of People Quitting A Job On The First Day
"They threatened us that we’d have to pay them an amount if we quit during the 60-day training period."
Christmas came early with these funny tweets.
"It’s much closer to school teaching — but for adults and without grading homework — than it was in the past."
People Are Sharing Family Secrets Revealed After Family Members Died, And Some Of These Are Pretty Wild
"What my poor father had found in the bedside table was a stack of cheesecake pictures — of his own mother."
When I thought it couldn't get worse, it did.
Imagine stealing someone's credit card, then asking them not to cancel the charges.
I lost all hope in humanity when I saw that pooped-in couch being sold for $900.
Someone Asked If They're Wrong For Letting Their Daughter Ride A Pony To School, And The Responses Made Very Valid Points
"Her mum looked at me with disgust and said, 'See, this is what happens when you have no self-awareness and bring a f— horse to a school.'"
"Carrots improve your night vision. It was a 'fact' promoted by the Allies during WW2 to hide their invention of radar."
A landlady only giving her tenants a weekly three-hour window to use the laundry room is absurd.
'Tis the season to be a weirdo.
25 Leaked Screenshots Of Professors And Teachers Who Didn't Have Even A Morsel Of Understanding For Their Students
One teacher actually started deducting credits from students if they yawned in class.
We've all encountered these cringe-inducing "flexes" out in the wild.
162 Things People Posted Online In 2023 So Far That Made Me Laugh Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hard
"Rich folks I dog sit for have switched to Hulu with ads. The recession is here, beloved."
"She Ate Her Turkey In Silence": People Are Sharing The "Trashiest" Things Their Family Members Have Ever Done On Thanksgiving
"Everyone froze in complete shock."
People Are Sharing The Huge WTF Moments From Their Life They Can't Explain, And Now I'm Just As Confused As They Are
"All of a sudden, the color went out of everything. The world turned black and white. A chill ran all over my body. It was freezing in there."
"Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero." —the National Park Service.