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Remember When Peak Internet Humor Was Watching A Pixelated Dancing Banana? Thankfully, We've Evolved Since Then, And These 27 Hysterical Tweets By Women Prove It
"Putting my overheated MacBook on my stomach to make the cramps go away" —@pyschodior
"OMG, thanks for ending the meeting four minutes early and 'giving me some time back.' Now, I can finally pursue my passions."
People Are Sharing The Millennial Trends, Experiences, And Memories They Don't Think Will Last Beyond Their Generation
Wait, what happened to cursive?
"I'm an American who works for an international company. Europeans are often amused by how we describe distances. Instead of saying, 'We're X number of miles from that city,' we'll say, 'We're two hours away' or 'That's a four-hour drive.'"
"It was a joke." Yeah, sure, pal.
Number six will justify all of your impulsive online purchases.
16 Screenshots Of People Who Borrowed Someone's Login Info, Then Got Way Too Comfortable On Their Account
Be careful who you lend passwords to.
Buckle up, Virgos. You're going to feel called out.
Yup, that'll ruin your day pretty darn fast.
These aren't your average parent hacks.
"I feel like she just needs to adapt and live side by side, because I’m not going to stop eating bacon in my own house."
"My mom and aunt grew up thinking their sister, Suzanne, died by slipping and falling while getting out of the bathtub. They were all in their twenties when it happened, and it wasn’t until my grandfather was on his deathbed that my mom and aunt finally found out how she really died... "
"I’ve been speaking with people this morning who told me they’re just trying to find a way to get out."
Teachers Are Sharing The Shocking Parent-Teacher Conferences They've Had That They're Still Shaking Their Heads About
"She complained that I hadn't told her kid that cheating wasn't allowed!"
A Digital Artist Used AI To Show Us What Celebrities Who Died Young Would Look Like Today, And It's Surprisingly Emotional
I wasn't prepared to see Kurt Cobain as a middle-aged man.
If There Was An Award For "Most Entitled Person Of The Month," It Would Go To All 23 Of These People
"I am looking for a one week complimentary stay in a 5-star hotel in Mexico."
If someone understands any of these...please, please explain them to us, will you?
These siblings are accidentally hysterical as hell.
"Sci-fi is when weapons go pew-pew. Fantasy is when weapons go clink-clink."
Myths Are Widely Held Beliefs That Really Aren't True — And Here Are 18 Of Them That Are Very Ingrained Into All Of Us
"That humans only use 10% of their brain. Sorry to tell you, we don't have some massive untapped potential in our brains that will turn us into super-humans, or something."
"Nutella" sounds delicious! "Nut Master" sounds like something else entirely.
The Elton John-Joe Biden...NO.
"It’s Hands Down The Most Selfish Way To Get Married": 24 Things That Wedding Guests Hope To Never See At Another Ceremony
Do people actually release doves at their weddings? Haven't they seen how badly it ends for both the birds and the groom in Game of Thrones?
"Hi, everyone. I want to buy a house. There are 33,000 people in this group. I've worked out that if every person in this group sends me $15, I will reach my goal of $500,000."
Not a crumb of dignity in sight!
If you need me, I'll be picking up men at the ✨Husband Depository✨.
This Woman "Refused" To Give Her Boyfriend Her Bank Account Info So He Could Buy His Kids Gifts, Sparking A Massive Debate
"He said he just found the gaming device he's been looking for for so long and wanted to buy it for his oldest son. I asked what this has to do with me, and he told me he was short on money and needed $300."
"I Explained To Him That I Will Not Be Paying Rent": This Woman Wants To Know If She's Wrong For Refusing To Split Rent With Her Boyfriend, And People Have Lots To Say
"I explained to him that I will not be paying rent. My dad is only charging him."
"I asked my students today what keeps them motivated. One of them said, 'Spite.'"
These people are either really dumb, or think we're really dumb.
"Thought I’d have a few more years before the kids’ math homework got too hard for me, but looks like I’m tapping out at grade two." —@LindsayHameroff
17 Funny Tweets About Mercury Retrograde For People Who Don't Know What It Means, But Blame It For Everything
"This is the funniest Mercury retrograde of my life, and I haven't laughed once."
I'm Genuinely Curious If You Can Correctly Spell 8/10 Of These "Hardest Words To Spell," According To Reddit
Let's all just agree that "I before E" is a BIG, FAT LIE.
People Are Sharing How They Respond When Someone Knocks On The Public Restroom Door They're Using, And I Can't Stop Laughing
"I am in the 'occupied' camp but now I’m truly shook. I’m considering switching to yodeling." —@DSMandell
21 People Who Woke Up One Morning And Immediately Regretted Every Single Decision They Made That Day
Okay, I gotta be honest: That's not what you want.
"The bar is in my hands now. You're all being terminated. If you find this unfair, you can re-interview with me."
These 23 People Didn't Realize Their Childhood Habits Were Super Weird Until Their Spouse Was Like, "WTF Are You Doing?!" 👀👀👀
"I knew my wife grew up in a house; I just didn't know it was a under a rock." —@GrumpusDad
People Share Secrets About Family Members That They Learned After They Died, And TBH, Maybe Some Of These Should Have Stayed Hidden
"Nine years have gone and I still struggle to associate that revelation with her."
I hope none of these people were considering "psychic" as a career.
"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" — Zoolander
They left their spouses confused as hell.
23 Times Complete And Total Strangers On The Internet Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Response
These folks sure have a way with their keyboards.
Samantha MacIntyre was training for a marathon when she noticed a car that appeared to be following her. "It's just one of those things where you don't think it's going to happen to you until it happens to you," she said while pointing the camera at the car looming ahead. "I don't want to risk anything."
I wish nothing but the worst for these men.
Submechanophobia is the fear of partially or fully submerged man-made objects. Now let's sink deeper and deeper into the sea...
I'm serious: these are that good.
"My boss is so rich that we literally got kidnapping insurance on him in case someone tries to abduct him for a ransom. We have an entire contingency plan on what to do and who to contact if it ever happens."
This Woman Has Gone Mega Viral For Sharing How She Deep Cleans Homes For Free, And The Before And Afters Are Literally Life-Changing
"Clutter and mess subconsciously affect our brains in ways that we don’t realize. A messy, cluttered environment can actually trigger a low-grade fight or flight mode."
Teachers Are Sharing The Biggest Differences In Students In 2022 Vs. Years Ago, And Some Are Heartbreaking
Spoiler: Teachers seem to be less than thrilled with TikTok.
"If I Hear Another Person Use It As An Excuse For A Character Trait, I'll Lose It": 19 Specific Things People Are Quick To Turn Into Their Entire Personality
"Lots of New Yorkers are guilty of it too. But it’s not just them. Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, DC — all guilty too."
These 23 People Didn't Realize Their Childhood Habits Were Super Weird Until Their Spouse Was Like "WTF Are You Doing?!" 👀👀👀
"I knew my wife grew up in a house; I just didn't know it was a under a rock." —@GrumpusDad
23 Times Scammers Tried To Rip People Off And Ended Up Getting Totally And Completely Destroyed In The Process
Honestly, this is therapeutic.
People Are Telling Creepy Stories Of Unexplainable Paranormal Things That Happened To Them, And Now I Am Sleeping With The Lights On
As they used to say before Goosebumps: "Viewer beware, you're in for a scare." Or at least some unsettling feelings.
15 Screenshots Of People In MLMs Getting Called Out That'll Be Cathartic If You've Ever Been Hit With The Dreaded "Hey, Girl!"
"Hun you got the wrong person, I'm a hairstylist."
"I came across your profile and felt a dark energy revolving around you."
"It pays nothing, but you get experience and exposure."
"I always wear only one headphone, am very aware of my surroundings, and carry a taser."
Wow, I gotta be honest with you: My mind is blown.
People Are Sharing Subtle Signs Someone Isn't A Good Person And The Alarm Bells Are Going Off On Full-Blast
"I've learned that when someone is claiming to be really 'direct,' 'blunt,' or 'honest,' it is often a self-justification for being controlling and rude."
This Woman With Vitiligo Highlights Her Spots To Match Her Outfit, And People Love How She Embraces Her Beauty
Internet, meet 28-year-old Amara Aleman, a creator who's gained massive attention online for highlighting her vitiligo with designs. "I hope to continue sharing this art form in spaces that will help change the narrative around what is beautiful," she told BuzzFeed.
These fails will keep these parents humble as hell.
21 Screenshots Of Hilarious Internet Comments That Made Me Pee Myself (Figuratively...And, OK, Literally)
Anyone who advises you to "NEVER READ THE COMMENTS!" never read one from these people.
They really think people care about their follower count!
If You Ever Thought "Gee, I Wish I Could Read 24 Wildly Funny Tweets By Women Right This Very Second," Boy, Do I Have Good News For You! (Click Here)
"My 8yo had the audacity to ask me why I cross my legs when I sneeze. You, dude. You are the reason." —@ShannonJCurtin
"I'll give you $1,000 and a baby crocodile."
Stop asking photographers to shoot you for exposure.
These kids have no idea how hilarious they are.
"If you think gas is too expensive, just buy an electric car."
A Dad Keeps Making This Babysitter Feel Bad For Charging While His Kid Is Sleeping. Who Is In The Wrong Here?
A father said, "You get expensive if you're here when the baby is napping." This made the babysitter feel awful and like she was in the wrong. But, we think the dad is really the jerk in this situation. Do you agree?
"Reservations are so embarrassing, Like 'Hi, I’m here for my spaghetti appointment.'"
18 Reviews People Actually Wrote About Products And Restaurants That Made Me Question Humanity's Intelligence Level
"I hate this place because teens were there enjoying there self's" — a 1-star theme park review.
19 People Who Woke Up One Morning And Immediately Regretted Every Single Decision They Made That Day
In the immortal words of one Joe Girardi: It's not what you want.
"Something Told Me To Leave Early": People Are Revealing How Listening To Their Intuition Saved Their Lives, And It's Bone-Chilling
"If I hadn’t been there, I don’t know if he would have made it."
Personally, I've got some intermediate German under my belt. Der Maus ist sehr klug!
23 Teachers Shared The Unforgettable Parent-Teacher Conferences They'll Be Talking About Long After They've Retired
"My student got so angry he grabbed a Chromebook and bent it with his bare hands!"
"I won't apologize for being the smartest person in the room."
"STOP Shaking Your Shaving Gel": People Are Sharing Life Hacks They Learned Later In Life And I Didn't See Some Of These Coming
"I've been opening pistachios with my thumbs for 30 years until I saw my wife use half a shell to wrench her next one open and then my mind exploded."
"My husband just said, 'Calm down,' like he wants his own Dateline special."
27 Things That Seemed Like They Belonged In The Year 3000 15 Years Ago But Are Now Completely Worthless
All this stuff felt like something out of the year 3000.
WARNING: You'll be thinking about these things for a long time.
19 Jokes About Not Being A "Teenage Dirtbag" For The Rest Of Us Who Weren't Cool In Between The Ages Of 13 And 19
"'Cause I'm just a teenage dirrrrtbag, baaaabyyy."
The Internet Can't Stop Talking About Mindy Kaling And B.J. Novak At The Emmys, So Here Are All The Funniest Tweets
"If I DIED and met GOD, the only thing I would ask him about is Mindy Kaling and B. J. Novak."
Ouch, I Feel Absolutely Awful For These People Who Paid A Ton Of Money For Something And Got Ripped Off
"I paid $11 for pizza at an amusement park...it was the size of a Bagel Bite."
"They gave my client a life sentence, but I looked spectacular 🤩."
"Boom" —your mind and mine
People Are Sharing Things That Should Stop Being Socially Acceptable In 2022, And Some Are Controversial
The child beauty pageants need to GO.
"His entire left arm was missing and the right arm was missing below the elbow. His legs were mostly intact, but they were covered in gashes. He had been eviscerated and most of his large intestines were hanging out on the snow next to him.... The man came out of it with most of his organs and they were even able to sew his left arm back on."
Featuring food, dad texts, celeb social media snafus, and more.
"Kids are like hurricanes. You give them a name, they destroy your house, then they leave."
Area Man Jealous That His Girlfriend Laughed Harder At These 30 Women's Tweets Than Every Joke He's Ever Told
"I love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon" —@xanabon
People Are Talking About Their Most "Interesting" Roommate, And It's Equal Parts Horrifying And Wholesome
A *solo* studio is looking like the move for me these days.
Literally No One Gets The Sports Questions Right On "Jeopardy" So I'm Curious If You Can Get Any Of These Super Easy Ones Correct
Come on, you've got to get at least a few of these right.
Rubbernecking at all of these on the highway, tbh.