Something tells me it's gonna be ~sweet~.
"I love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault I'm like yes bitch IKR."
It almost makes you wonder if it's bothering everyone, WHY is it still happening?!
"The boy came up behind me and whispered, 'You look like Shrek.'"
Time for a geography lesson that matters!
Proof that you really can make delicious pasta in the slow cooker.
Write a note to someone that matters to you today.
"So, that's what's next for me."
"Dolly Parton has her own theme park in Tennessee?! I thought it was made up!"
We should all be as graceful as Gigi.
"My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for '2001 tee ball registration fee.'"
Like a handful of...poop.
There's more to fall than pumpkin spice lattes...but we'll still have one, though.
Spiked seltzer says a lot about a person's future.
"I think my son woke up on the wrong side of the boob."
More spoiled than milk left out overnight.
Where else can you drink $1 wine in a world-famous bar?
So, when are you gonna walk down that aisle?