Becoming a parent has changed her whole approach to health and wellness.
The Playstation is turning the same age as Justin Bieber. Let that sink in.
You know a TV show was written by a man when they call a $36 bra expensive.
There are good things in the world.
The soothing sounds of nostalgia!
It almost makes you wonder if it's bothering everyone, WHY is it still happening?!
"The boy came up behind me and whispered, 'You look like Shrek.'"
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"So, that's what's next for me."
"My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for '2001 tee ball registration fee.'"
Like a handful of...poop.
"I think my son woke up on the wrong side of the boob."
More spoiled than milk left out overnight.
"One of my students made me into a meme."
She always had that one cabinet full of stuff you couldn't touch!
"I had on a face mask, but wanted something for my eyes... I thought lemons would be great."
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"Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies..."
*Cue the slow motion.*
"A student grabbed my face and told me I had the face of a man and the nose of a dog."
These guys might just be single soon.