"Gonna ruin Thanksgiving this year by saying, 'OK boomer' after the family prayer."
"Are you and your big balls having a good day?"
How are these people real?
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is freakin' weird as all heck.
Now those were the days.
♫I just wanna go back, back to 1999!♫
A simpler time, when all you needed was a pillow fort to make you happy.
"Can’t wait to go home and eat a Kid's Cuisine and watch The Luck of the Irish like it’s 2008 again."
"He who angers you controls you."
I'm... fading... away...
"It's very important that you don't tell anyone at school."
"I'm ready, I'm ready!" — Me, an adult woman, on my way to see this movie.
It's the hap-happiest season of all...at the Happiest Place on Earth.
"They’re usually racist, homophobic, and transphobic, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children."
Some details matter, others are just a distraction. Find the cheaters.
A Hospital Surprised Mr. Rogers' Wife With Babies Dressed In Cardigans And My Cold Little Heart Is Full
It was most certainly a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
"I stole some mail which had someone's credit card number on it...and used it to buy a coffin."
The color-coded baskets can help introverts shop in solitude.
They make no apologies for their sneakiness.
Please don't tell me you forgot about Chewbacca mom.
This is some expert-level momming right here.
“Ex cuse me, please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every day or does your mom help you?”
Like when Scarlett Johansson got drunk with someone's grandma.
Alicia Keys Said She Feels Frustrated By Labels After Her Son Told Her He Didn't Want To Wear His Rainbow Manicure
"There is masculine and there is feminine energies inside of us all, period."