Mom life is confusing if you're not living it.
"One of my official duties was 'boob wrangler.' Not mine. The bride's."
Even Seth at his highest wouldn't eat it.
Give me all the fluffy cows!
They have more creativity in their pinkies than you do in your whole body.
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"The one in which the mom brought her lawyer."
The Turkish delight from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Enough said.
You absolutely, paws-itively won't pass this.
"Americans are obsessed with saying 'bless you' to someone who sneezed, it’s so funny."
For one, it's not too late to start cutting out caffeine for Ramadan.
If you ace this quiz you are now president.
"Bold of me to constantly use the phrase 'No worries!' when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries."
Human psychology! It works wonders.
Angel food cake is made in the pits of hell.
"My dumbass always thought the song went 'I guess it rains down in Africa' and I was like, 'damn I guess it do.'"
"Did they charge you for the sourdough you made?"
"Gay rights!" —Mr. Ratburn, probably
We stan our future pop queen!