Archive
October 4, 2011
Disney To Remaster Four More Classics In 3D
Because rendering Disney gold in three dimensions is far more profitable than new ideas. And these are just the four they've announced. I'm sure the dollar signs are lighting up their Scrooge McDuck eyes.
The 15 Best Staged Splash Mountain Photos
This is dedication. Is there a class to teach you how to smuggle this many props onto a Disney ride?
The Daily Show's Niggerhead Ranch Segment Was Legendarily Good
I think this may be the funniest Daily Show segment I've seen in a long time. We're talking pantheon-level funny. And make sure to check out our own list of other places with racist names.
Every Essay Ever Written
Witty or informational statement. Follow-up sentence designed to lure you in.
The Greatest Alarm Clock In All The Land
The Wake 'n Bacon is the alarm clock I never knew that I needed, but that I now know I most definitely need. Like by tomorrow morning. A guide on how it was made here.
Rainbow Shadow
Dude, it's like you can taste the rainbow, man. Clever use of lighting and forced perspective here.
This Bison Is An Asshole
It's definitely his way or (get off) the highway, people.
11 Horrifying Examples Of Inbread Animals
Oh the humanity! These poor creatures.
It's Not Just Niggerhead Ranch: 12 Other Places With Racist Names
It turns out that Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch is just one of many places in this country and around the world with racially insensitive names. Here are 12 others that probably need a change.
Bad Lip Reading With Michele Bachmann
Now featuring Marcus Bachmann's better half. I don't know about you, but I understood much more of this than most of her policies.
Marion Barber Fails At His Backflip Attempt
You almost looked really good here, Marion. Almost.
