Archive
June 3, 2008
The Alternative Uses of Preparation H
Preparation H shrinks hemorrhoids, but recently, a few macho men headed out for the clubs have decided that smearing the cream on their torsos will result in a shrinkage of their skin and vessels--thus making them looked "ripped."
Todd Purdum
Bill Clinton calls Todd Purdum, the national editor for Vanity Fair, a scumbag over an article he wrote implying Bill had been promiscuous since his 2004 bypass surgery.