The Alternative Uses of Preparation H

Preparation H shrinks hemorrhoids, but recently, a few macho men headed out for the clubs have decided that smearing the cream on their torsos will result in a shrinkage of their skin and vessels--thus making them looked "ripped."

Better known as "Irish chapstick," this stuff works wonders as undereye cream and as a pectoral enhancer. See also why strippers use Benetint.