Sip, sip, BISH.
"A child born of human and spirit will usher in the end of times." —Billie Dean Howard, AHS: Murder House
“Harmful and toxic as fuck.”
To all the eavesdroppers out there, thank you for your service.
Bratwurst, berliners, and brisket, oooh yes!
Iced coffee > literally everything else. Don't @ me.
"I understand you can't control the situation, but you can control how you handle it," the woman told BuzzFeed News.
They're in love, y'all!
A big ole serving of JUSTICE.
"I resigned due to the fact that Twitter blew the situation up."
"The sarcophagus has been opened, but we have not been hit by a curse," an Egyptian official said.
Sniff out your pup personality.
FREE. FRIES. FREE MCDONALD'S FRIES.
Refinery29's latest Money Diaries entry on a 21-year-old intern gets a lot of backlash after the headline fails to mention very important details.
Whole new levels of extra.
You are what you eat.
"She was screaming, but you couldn’t hear her."
"I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said, 'Enjoy your night' so I said, 'Not today, thanks' and left."
"Shouldn't I be taught this in school?!"
"That's what you need to show to get likes?"
Those questions that keep you up at night two decades later.
So cute. Such dummies.
I can't believe we're only halfway through 2018 and we've already had to tell people to stop eating Tide Pods and stop jumping out of cars.
"OUCH!" - your heart.
Even more hair options!
Cult favorite eyeliners, caffeinated gum, BLENDERS (!!!!), electric toothbrushes that your dentist probably uses, and other useful things to snap up on Amazon's huge day of deals.
Surprisingly inexpensive deals you should treat yourself to.
Treat yo' self to a cute gym bag, live plants, stunning home decor, pool floats, and lots more this Prime Day!
Superb deals on mattresses, hoses, robot vacuums, loveseats, towels, and more!!!
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side."
A breakfast sandwich maker, colored pencils, a Maybelline makeup bundle, and other awesome stuff at even lower than normal prices.
Make your teacher proud.
Yep, that's what a skull with milk teeth looks like.
Brb, ugly crying all over the place.
"Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it," the billionaire wrote on Twitter.
Who knew chicken nuggets could reveal so much?
*grabs my passport and an appetite*
Pile it up, baby.
Bless these sweet, dumb kids.
Graduation is just a couple of clicks away.
There are at least several good things left in this world.
Yes, Ross Gellar is included.
"#PlaneBae is not a romance – it is a digital-age cautionary tale about privacy, identity, ethics and consent," the woman said through her attorney.
Barbara Coombes was sentenced to nine years in jail for killing her father, burying his body in a garden, and keeping it a secret for more than a decade.
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