"How do I unbake a cake?"
"Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"
I stand here amazed.
*INSERT CARDI B REACTION GIF*
We'll always have Paris.
Lorde had the flu, Jared Leto wore glitter, and everyone fell in love with Pink.
Were those pearls or jewels or something else?
"I believe that we are all born equal, but we are not treated equally and that is why we must fight."
"Help me make Heather's death count," said Susan Bro, Heather Heyer's mother, from the 2017 MTV VMAs.
"Katy Perry makes me long for the comic subtlety of That's So Raven."
These are better than the show, tbh.
"I was driving my daughter to school and she said to me, out of the blue, 'Mama?' 'Yes, baby?' She said, 'I am the ugliest girl I know.' And I said, 'Huh?'"
Reminder: He just produced Taylor Swift's new single...
Consider this a guide to becoming the next "Lorde of the Dance."
Here for it though.
Lil Yachty, Lil Uzi, Lil Mama.
"I LITERALLY......CANNOT FIND MY WIG."
This baby has the X-Factor.
I just really love women, okay.
More proof that the man looks good in everything.
The family that slays together.
"Wow, I'm basically a retiree at this point..."
Oh my Lorde.
See what everybody wore to MTV's biggest night.
Wait, Kid Rock and Tommy Lee fought over Pamela Anderson???
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
A recap fer ya.
It's like I'm watching a celebrity zoo camera.
Phelps is here for it.
SHE. DID. IT. AGAIN.
*Narrator voice* and no one ever saw their edges again.
Another year of interesting clothing choices.
He is ALL of us.
They all got the memo, but who's the person who declared this a trend?
He's a blessing to us all.
"Stick Talk" for the gold.
Putting the "hot" in Hot Topic.
"What?" "Where?" "Why?"
She still looks fucking fab, though.
Makin' me oooh!