Do not follow any of these suggestions, under any circumstance.
Happy frickin' National Candy Corn Day.
Here are 12 steps to help you become your somber, sadistic dream girl.
It's as easy as one, boo, three!
Halloween made very, very easy.
And it's not even my birthday.
With a special tee shirt she designed. That you can buy, too.
♫ This is Halloween, everybody make a scene... ♫
Celebrate and honor the ones you've lost with these simple crafts and recipes.
But the fetish model doesn't really care what you think of her body.
And the winners are...
Give the people what they want.
Because it's hard to feel settled when you're surrounded by boxes and can't get to your couch or clean underwear.
Sweet, spicy, boozy, and beyond. These creative seasonings up the game on pumpkin seeds and pre-shelled pepitas alike!
The spice must flow.
Are raisins disgusting? Is mayo delicious? Let's SETTLE THIS, once and for all.
When will the madness end??
Because it's done WITH A SWORD. Nope, nope, nope.
Your decor, your wardrobe: bring burgers into every aspect of your life.
Complete with every terrible pun.
Kick 'em to the carb!
Every November, lots of people stop shaving as a way to raise awareness and money for cancer research. You've got some catching up to do.
Baby got snaps.
Just a $20,000 purse covered in some finger paint.
When the souls of your loved ones return for the night, you better have something good waiting for them.
Your pace or mine? Watch the marathon this Sunday, Nov. 2!
Julie Carlson, editor in chief of the fantastic home decor and renovation blog Remodelista, answers some pressing questions from a total remodeling n00b.
Go home, Photoshop, you're drunk.
Because CARBS. Recipes included for potluck weddings!
There's more to eat in this life than pizza and spaghetti.
There are some people who refrigerate their chips and we need to talk about it.
Just because you can take your kid anywhere doesn't mean you should.
Just because you don't want to put in effort doesn't mean you shouldn't live your best life.
I know your mama didn't teach you to dress that way.
From farm to table, these salads let the flavors of fall shine.
Almost 300 people entered the World Beard and Moustache Championships.
Stay in and make something snuggly this week.