“I was 16 and drank most of a $10,000 bottle of scotch that was my friend’s dad’s retirement gift.”
We’ve all been there. Trust me.
You’ll have ~no ragrets~ with these costumes.
Best costume ever? More like best parents ever.
Best costume ever? More like “best parents ever.”
Improve your study game with these insanely simple snacks.
It’s called “brain food” for a reason.
Pack your bags. And maybe even a passport.
*Tries slicing bread with a block of wood*
Where should we pick up and move to?
*grates cheese on these jawlines*
“Back to this bitch, that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press.” —Nicki to Miley
Teacher: “What inspired you to write this essay?” Me: “The due date.”
Good luck out there, schoolteachers!
Grab your inflatable chair and Dunkaroos.
It’s written in the stars. ;]
Curly fries, mashed potatoes, or twice-baked?
Edna Mode from The Incredibles and Boo from Monsters, Inc. deserve their own movies.