Parents just don’t understand.
“Look at all those chickens!”
Get on Glenn Close’s level.
Get it together, Mother Nature.
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!
You’ve got the whole bed to yourself!
Keep these in mind for your next book, Harper Lee.
“I think I left the oven on.”
Or maybe that means it was the best?
Four movies in a row? Don’t mind if I do.
*never eats fast food again*
Justin Bieber’s fans will fight for him no matter what.
All the more reason to dine at home.
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
Or “50 Brilliant Reasons You Should Create Your Own BuzzFeed Article.”
So much poop in the changing rooms.
Enough with the tape and staplers, dads.