“Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?”
“Do midgets have night vision?”
“At a high school reunion I told a classmate who’s now in a wheelchair that he has the best seat in the house.”
It’s written in the stars.
Being a restaurant server is NOT easy.
Because not everyone can attend Hogwarts.
It’s not easy being a server.
It’s funny watching famous people get scared.
I’m looking at you, Taylor Swift.
How well do you actually know dog breeds?
What tip guarantees you’ll be a happy camper?
Sorry, but Hogwarts doesn’t count.
Because boys can be Disney princesses and girls can be Spider-Man.
Who says your son can’t dress like a Disney princess?
“I was 16 and drank most of a $10,000 bottle of scotch that was my friend’s dad’s retirement gift.”
We’ve all been there. Trust me.