Justin Bieber’s fans will fight for him no matter what.
All the more reason to dine at home.
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
Or “50 Brilliant Reasons You Should Create Your Own BuzzFeed Article.”
So much poop in the changing rooms.
Enough with the tape and staplers, dads.
The loss of Christmas innocence.
Dirty enough to put you on the naughty list for life.
That is, if you don’t believe in Santa…
“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times when one only remembers to turn on the light.”
Poop in the changing room.
Orange VHS tapes, inflatable chairs, and see-through phones.
Orange Nickelodeon tapes, blow-up furniture, see-through phones.
Steven with a Ph = Phteven.
*puts on red shirt before eating pasta* Inspired by this Twitter question.
Toy Story 4: Revenge of the Sid. The newest Pixar film will be released in 2017.