Parfois il vaut mieux verser de l’argent.
Sometimes just giving money is a much wiser (and safer) choice.
Mainly because you’re a big ol’ doofus, anyway.
Silence is the best option.
Le futur, c’est maintenant.
The future is now, y’all.
NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME! Look for more over at Distractify.
Picture your favorite invention. Now picture it in the garbage, because it’s trash compared to these ideas.
Think you have it bad? Think again.
Yes, that is not hyperbole. You think you’d find some hyperbole on the internet? This will go down in the pantheon of great pranks — you know, as long as it’s real.
These texts are the only thing that matter. These are the alpha and the omega. You cannot shuffle off this mortal coil without seeing these texts.
As if stock photos could get any better, the subreddit r/youdontsurf takes them to the next level.