Saying goodbye is the worst.
Sérieusement, contentez-vous de faire un don.
Seriously, just donate the money.
Teenagers are now an alien species.
Note to every person: never kiss. Ever.
There’s a fryer in the kitchen, stop everything you’re doing and watch this ALS ice bucket challenge right now.
Sometimes just giving money is a much wiser (and safer) choice.
Mainly because you’re a big ol’ doofus, anyway.
Silence is the best option.
Le futur, c’est maintenant.
The future is now, y’all.