“Twist the bones and bend the back.”
It’s October 3rd. Happy Mean Girls Day!
What happens in the office stays in the office.
“You can’t sit with us.” —Mean Girls
“Harry Potter saved me more than once, and I can’t thank J.K. Rowling enough.”
So many fetch films, so little time.
“A 4-year-old chopped off my ponytail while I was helping their younger sibling.”
Happy 44th birthday, Amy Poehler!
Sometimes what you need is a good read.
“She then proceeded to squat between our beds in the middle of the room, pull out her tampon, and shove a new one in.”
“I took your idea and I made it better.”
Because chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool never gets old.
~Moves back to hometown and avoids campus life forever~
Retail workers do NOT have it easy. So much vomit and poop!
There’s not enough babysitting money to heal these scars.
“He went in for a kiss, and when I politely declined, he pushed me into the duck pond.”
“Seth MacFarlane and I were having sex and he kept doing the Peter Griffin laugh.”
Never going shopping again.