~Waits 17 years for my Hogwarts letter~
Non, on ne s’intéresse pas au sport que pour les athlètes canons.
No, I don’t watch sports because the athletes are cute.
“Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.”
Sorry guys, but I’m actually a horrible cook.
ALL of the hand-me-downs.
Love is a many stupid thing.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
♫ ‘Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles if I could eat this sandwich, tonight. ♫
Happy 57th birthday, you blue-eyed angel.
Not even The Riddler can solve these.
When Jaq and Gus Gus from Cinderella get dirrrrty.
“I have a rule: if the temperature is less than my age, I don’t get out of bed.”
To bum, or not to bum… JK, always be a bum.
Three words: cake for dinner.