“I threw up on his penis and my instant reaction was to put the vomit back in my mouth.”
“I cried in the rain because I didn’t know where ducks went when it got cold outside.”
They don’t just sit around and eat bon-bons all day.
“Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.”
“I screamed while my gynecologist removed 18 thorns from my vagina after I fell into a rose bush.”
Because sometimes you can’t hold back the beer tears.
Penises. Penises everywhere.
~Takes a nap literally any time I want~
In honor of the show’s Season 5 finale tonight!
The vajayjay has seen it all.
Remember having a month off for winter break? Good times.
You’ll never look at a Minion the same way again.
The One With All the Animals.
If you don’t like dogs, that’s a deal breaker.
“Hi, I’m Tate. I’m dead. Wanna hookup?”
Happy 11th Anniversary, It’s Always Sunny!
♫ Is there any more room for me, in those cheeks? ♫
“I once used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator, and my sister unknowingly used it later to brush her teeth.”