Do you have a better memory than Dory?
Running through the sheets with celebs.
You’ll never look at a cowboy hat the same way again.
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase.
The best friend you’re born with.
The first 15 minutes of Up = nonstop tears. *Spoiler alert for all Pixar movies*
Siblings by blood, gal pals by choice.
Stick a cold beer up your butt, or swim in an ocean filled with used condoms?
Happy 66th birthday, Queen Meryl Streep!
“How come he don’t want me, man?” —Will Smith to Uncle Phil
“The minute you start caring about what other people think, is the minute you stop being yourself.”
RIP Chuckie Finster’s mom.