Looking at you, Chad Scott.
Midwest isn’t always the best.
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Besides Starbucks, of course.
Are you bready to find out?
Oh dear lord, it’s cold nipple season.
I’m really happy for you. ::vomits::
Makeup is not your friend.
I literally can’t even rn.
Bringing your tractor to school with you.
The world will try to harden you. Don’t let it.
When you try to fit in an airplane seat.
If someone gives you a room, you take it.
L’âge adulte ? Non merci.
“My K-Cups are fully stocked.”
One time we grew into adults, and it sucked.