Our patience is wearing thin.
We love to spend our free time cow tipping.
You’re blocking my view! Um, I am the view.
To wear heels or to not wear heels, that is the question.
:: mouth begins to water ::
I was invited to attend the VMAs as a guest (i.e., a non-VIP). This is what it’s like for everyone who isn’t allowed on the red carpet.
Don’t just be good to others, be good to yourself too.
“Where did you go to school?” Oh, you’ve never heard of it.
Haters gonna hate, I’m just gonna shake it off.
Participating in anything that you’re not good at.
The one time you *tried* to do the assigned reading.
Sorry, I’m too busy avoiding human interaction.
“Draw me like one of your French girls.” —me to Jack in my dreams
Put your eggplant in my peach.
Shame shouldn’t be a part of your game.
Imma let you finish, but the late ’00s was the best time to be in high school.
Wanna take a look at my hardcover?
I’m not SINGLE, I’m just in a relationship with fun and freedom.
Let’s skip the foreshadowing and get down to business.