Time to decide who is going to sit at the kid’s table.
You’re not blocking the view because you ARE the view.
My resolution is to never celebrate NYE again.
Kidding around isn’t just for KIDS.
YES, I’m still single, Aunt Judy.
“Fantasy Night” means something else.
‘Tis the season for hilarious family photos.
I would prefer not to hold your baby.
1. Why people would assume you want it any other way.
I thought I was in love until he used the wrong form of “your.”
“I went to Target and didn’t find anything.” —No one ever
All women’s bodies weren’t created equal.
#TBT to that time I turned myself into a cat.
I put my engagement on Facebook before I even called my parents.
Another one bites the dust.