What do you order at Popeyes?
Hello from the kid’s table!
“Ugh, can we just reschedule for never?”
“Por favor, para de hablar”.
After how many dates do you bring up the medical condition that prevents you from having vaginal intercourse?
Turns out fake eyelashes are actually just torture devices.
Harry Potter and the Why Does Gilderoy Lockhart Even Exist?
“One time, John Stamos liked her picture on Instagram.”
Because keys are so much more than something used to unlock a door.
“Saw Cady Heron at Chipotle!”
There’s “need” and then there’s Target “need.”