I’m super happy for my friends. :: pours glass of wine ::
“I went to Target and didn’t find anything.” —no one ever
If only loans disappeared in less than 10 seconds.
For those who have the feels for the deals.
:: cries self to sleep ::
If you think we’re a bunch of Squibs, you get to re-rank them!
True Life: I’m addicted to reality TV.
Oh dear god, it’s an invitation to your high school reunion.
Please Mercury, stop going into retrograde.
:: insert poop emoji here ::
Brunch AND bottomless drinks. What more could you ask for?
Peut-être que ça ira mieux à Noël.
Maybe these people are meant to shine during Christmas.
Merci, inventeur de l’option « Répondre à tous », de gâcher la vie de millions d’employés chaque jour.
Looking at you, Chad Scott.
Midwest isn’t always the best.