Now he's really bringing sexy back.
Too shy to say something to your date's face? Send a text from the bathroom instead!
"Never have I ever hooked up with a Spice Girl..."
"Khloé's so strong and she's doing the best that she can. It's a really sad situation all over."
"They taped the pages closed."
"I'm, like, hitting her butt, it's amazing!"
Mothers know best.
Featuring some very interesting pics...
I can't deal with all the cuteness.
The award-winning talk show host got serious about a number of topics in this interview.
There's a lot going on here.
Sometimes Ellen has good surprises!
And YOU get an awkward interaction, and YOU get an awkward interaction!
Get ready for a new adventure!
These gifts are iconic.
"Everyone cleared out...no one would come and take this box."
"The state of my union is strong because this show is all about love and inclusiveness."
"Are you serious? You didn't know I was gay?"
What did we do to deserve them?
Some real talk for moms with a side of hilarity.
And that's how you get me to cry.
"I feel like I'm talking to a 70-year-old woman."
There hasn't been this much drama about the franchise since Carrie cheated on Aiden.
"I'm 72? This is fantastic!"
Just another historical Kardashian tale.
Sex and the City is turning 20 and I don't know how to process this.
It's the most important question.
"First off, Taylor can cook, okay? She can cook!"
Remember when Ellen caught that audience member stealing?
RIP Nicole Richie's sunglasses.
Kris, you're doing amazing sweetie.
"Ellen? WHO THE FUCK IS ELLEN?!"
"When you gotta do it, you gotta do it."
"It's weird bringing out an album and not being single."
Yes, all these things happened a decade ago this month!
"I think I learned a long time ago that it's probably not a good idea to reprimand Oprah."
Queen of living her best life.
"It felt fantastic!" *Laughs in rich*
"I'll tell you this...it's not the punch of an average man."
A photo of President Bill Clinton as a kid kicks off this week's #ThrowbackThursday!
"You push it in! There ya go..."
"Is it okay if Oprah pays in bars of gold? She pays in bars of gold, usually."
"I'm thinking we should cross the line... let's ruin the friendship."
Their pain is comedy.
"Now who's laughing, punk?!"
Having Ellen cheer you on is the jackpot of life.