1. When she got out of not one but TWO speeding tickets, because, well, she's Ellen:
2. When she called out Jake Gyllenhaal for not following her on Instagram:
3. When she ordered pizza for everyone at the Oscars:
4. And when she didn't take losing her Twitter retweet record lightly:
5. When she hid in Taylor Swift's bathroom to give her a big ol' scare:
6. Also when she freaked Channing Tatum out with a ~terrifying~ porcelain doll:
7. When she completely lost control during this cooking segment with Giada De Laurentiis and Nicole Kidman:
8. When she started an epic battle with Sean Hayes:
9. When she called out this woman for stealing in front of God and everyone:
10. When she went grocery shopping with Oprah and took matters into her own hands:
11. And when she went to CVS with Michelle Obama and carefully inspected the goods:
12. When she spoke to Adele through an earpiece and made her eat wheatgrass at Jamba Juice:
13. When she showed off some of her signature dance moves with Kate McKinnon, who was also dressed as Ellen:
14. When she crashed her scooter in style:
15. And finally, when she tricked Kristen Bell into thinking a sloth was coming onto the show:
