Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. You know them. They are literally the definition of "perfect couple."
And they're both hilarious, so when I saw they recently told their daughter about the birds and the bees, I knew it had to be good.
Together they have two daughters. Lincoln is five years old and Delta is three years old.
On a recent episode of Ellen, they said that Lincoln asked where babies come from and they decided to go ahead and have "the talk."
So, imagine this is your mom and dad getting ready to tell you some real juicy stuff.
Dax explained that they went through the whole anatomy of male and female bodies. (I've never seen two people look more serious.)
And, according to Kristen, right when they were about to get to the "good part," Lincoln got up and left!
SHE FREAKING WALKED AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY. BAILED!
I don't know what Lincoln looks like, but I'm picturing her like this:
Kristen: "Oops, Dax we may have forked that one up."
Kristen said she thinks they bored her to death. Maybe she should have let Lincoln do her hair while they told the story.
Or maybe they should have told it while Dax was laying in her bed, wearing a princess crown.
Sex, it's boring stuff. Maybe next time Lincoln will stay long enough to find out how she was made.
You can watch the full clip on Ellen's YouTube channel:
