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28 Things People On Twitter Say Are "Boomer Personality Traits" That Are Funny Because They're True

From drinking out of a hose to drinking coffee out of Styrofoam cups.

A couple days ago, I posted a list of things people on Twitter called "millennial personality traits." Because this is an equal opportunity dragging website, here's a list of things people say are "boomer personality traits." Enjoy!

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Why do boomers think “I drank out of the garden hose” is a personality trait?

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Boomers think that salt is a personality trait

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Boomers love to hate Starbucks like it’s their only personality trait

4.

boomers think eating animal products is a personality trait

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i’m tired of boomers acting like drinking coffee straight is a personality trait

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Why do GenX and Boomers drink Diet Coke like it’s a personality trait?

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why do boomers think hating their spouse is a personality trait

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Boomers think complaining to service workers is a personality trait

9.

Boomers really act like knowing Microsoft excel is a personality trait

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Boomers think not having a social media account is a personality trait

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Boomers think drinking eight styrofoam cups of coffee every day is a personality trait

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I hate boomers whose singular personality trait is complaining about people using their phones.

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Boomers think holding up the drive-thru line is a personality trait

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Boomers love saying “if I sit down I might not get back up :p” ok Bethel arthritis is not a personality trait

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baby boomers really think that being scared of ios updates is a personality trait

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i’m so tired of boomers acting like eating only meat and cheese is a personality trait

17.

Dear Boomers: I’m sorry, but growing up without technology is not a personality trait.

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Baby boomers favorite personality trait is being aggressively early to everything

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boomers really think its a personality trait to have only 3 channels growing up

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Boomers act like listening to a slow-jazz-acoustic-instrumental version of Hotel California is a personality trait

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Why do baby boomers think not caring about the environment is a personality trait

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i hate baby boomers because they think being obsessed with the beatles/the rolling stones/ACDC/any other 'rock' band is a personality trait

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Boomers think not buying name brand electronics is a personality trait.

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Baby Boomers act like not knowing how to rotate a pdf is a personality trait

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baby boomers’ only personality traits are sharing pictures of animals with the caption “i bet i won’t even get one share” and liking their own posts on facebook

26.

Why do boomers think getting married at 18 is a personality trait??! Honey, that’s the patriarchy

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Why do baby boomers covet a “masters degree” like it’s some sort of personality trait?

28.

Can someone tell baby boomers that making fun of ripped jeans isn’t a personality trait

Byeeeee!

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