The following is a list of "boomer personality traits" that people have come up with throughout the years. Remember that they're *mostly joking,* and that a millennial edition will be coming out soon.
Enjoy!
1. Holding up the drive-thru:
Boomers think holding up the drive-thru line is a personality trait
2. Complaining about people using their phones:
I hate boomers whose singular personality trait is complaining about people using their phones.
6. Salt:
Boomers think that salt is a personality trait
7. Drinking black coffee:
i’m tired of boomers acting like drinking coffee straight is a personality trait
8. Drinking out of the garden hose:
Why do boomers think “I drank out of the garden hose” is a personality trait?
9. Complaining to service workers:
Boomers think complaining to service workers is a personality trait
10. Not having social media accounts:
Boomers think not having a social media account is a personality trait
11. Drinking eight cups of coffee out of styrofoam cups a day:
Boomers think drinking eight styrofoam cups of coffee every day is a personality trait
12. Saying "If I sit down, I might not be able to get back up:"
Boomers love saying “if I sit down I might not get back up :p” ok Bethel arthritis is not a personality trait
13. Being scared of iOS updates:
baby boomers really think that being scared of ios updates is a personality trait
14. Eating only meat and cheese:
i’m so tired of boomers acting like eating only meat and cheese is a personality trait
16. Growing up with only three television channels:
boomers really think its a personality trait to have only 3 channels growing up
17. Being early:
Baby boomers favorite personality trait is being aggressively early to everything
18. Not caring about the environment:
Why do baby boomers think not caring about the environment is a personality trait
19. Not knowing how to rotate a pdf:
Baby Boomers act like not knowing how to rotate a pdf is a personality trait
20. Being obsessed with the Beatles:
i hate baby boomers because they think being obsessed with the beatles/the rolling stones/ACDC/any other 'rock' band is a personality trait
21. Not buying name brand electronics:
Boomers think not buying name brand electronics is a personality trait.
Sharing pictures of animals on Facebook with the caption "I bet I won't even get one share":
baby boomers’ only personality traits are sharing pictures of animals with the caption “i bet i won’t even get one share” and liking their own posts on facebook
28. Getting married at 18:
Why do boomers think getting married at 18 is a personality trait??! Honey, that’s the patriarchy
29. And lastly, making fun of ripped jeans:
Can someone tell baby boomers that making fun of ripped jeans isn’t a personality trait
