You know what I did today? I sat at my desk and laughed at this video of Ellen scaring her staff for so long, and so hard, that my coworkers grew annoyed, then concerned. It became one of those silent laughs where no noise was coming out but my body was shaking. I was crying like it was the beginning of Up. My face probably turned purple. I am still laughing as I write this post.
Poor Andy was the first to get scared and tbqh, his reaction did nothing for me. He's probably just too used to it at this point!
BUT THEN WE GO FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FUCKING QUICK.
THIS GIRL! HER LEGS ARE OFF THE GROUND! CALL IDINA MENZEL BECAUSE SHE IS DEFYING 👏 GRAVITY 👏 !!!!!
SHE'S NOT OKAY PEOPLE AND NEITHER AM I!
Things calmed down a bit once it was Ciara's turn to get spooked. She had kind of a delayed reaction, then took it upon herself to scare the scarer AKA she's braver than I!
But things revved up again when this girl literally GLIDED and FACE PLANTED. Oh, and she got scared TWICE! BACK TO BACK! LMFAOOOOO. Am I bad person for laughing? Probably! But it's SO FREAKING FUNNY.
Finally, FINALLYYYYYYYY, we have Kris Jenner. KrisKrisKrisKrisKrisKrisKris. You poor thing. I truly have no words. Only laughs. LOTS AND LOTS OF LOUD. UNCONTROLLABLE. LAUGHS.
What did I ever do to deserve such a gift!
