Here’s Paris Hilton Making Out With Her 21-Year-Old Boyfriend
Oh yeah and she’s 32! Carry on.
Oh yeah and she’s 32! Carry on.
Coming never to a theater near you.
Don’t stress, fellow awkward people, even Yeezy gets down and derpy.
The soon to be SNL alum is featured in the GQ comedy issue and could he get any better?
He is perfection in human form, basically.
Hey, Ira, why don’t you come check out the American Life in MY PANTS.
This is the story of the century.
Whether you agree with their “coverage” or not, we can all agree that it’s stinkin’ hot. Photo evidence presented with appalling captions.
I’m a pervert.
Cutest couple, or CUTEST COUPLE?!**Not an actual couple.
All the noteworthy, funny, and completely random things that you probably missed — for your viewing pleasure.
Here’s what you missed in the celeb twitterverse today.
The legendary George Takei responds in the best way possible to the protesters who gathered during March Prop 8/DOMA hearings outside the Supreme Court. I went there to ask them to express their opinions on a pad of paper; now George is weighing in. Can he be any more amazing?
Both so wise.
That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Who knew they had been performing together for so long? This “lost” clip comes just in time for The Hangover 3.
And she hoped one day to have a big weapon room. You are so cool let’s hang out.
So Ellen Degeneres tried to make him cry on her show today.
They can’t drink alcohol (in the U.S.) yet, but these celebs are probably already cooler than you. Or at least richer.
An adorable 7-year-old Joseph Gordon-Levitt got one his very first roles on this classic ‘80s sitcom.
“He’s like, ‘Come over to the house! Let’s work out!’ And I’m like, ‘No.’”
Jason Mewes — perhaps better known the first half of the dynamic duo Jay and Silent Bob — is back in Jay & Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. We caught up with the actor and discovered a disturbingly hilarious secret about him along the way!
Dear lord.
Written by Offerman himself, The Rainbow Song was dedicated to his wife. And also Nick’s hair is really long.
Yup, she’s all grown up.
But also kind of offensive? I don’t know, you decide.
Turns out his confusing Twitter proclamations weren’t totally insane. Welcome to Downtown Abbey.
Dr. Kristi Funk treated Jolie at the Pink Lotus Breast Center in Beverly Hills. She writes a very detailed description of her care on the center’s website, including that Brad Pitt, “was on hand to greet her as soon as she came around from the anesthetic, as he was during each of the operations.”
Captain America himself was back on set and BY GOLLY THOSE BICEPS.