The most comforting of comfort foods.
Rachel Dratch! Alan Cumming! RuPaul! Margaret Cho! Snatched!
“They shouldn’t draw attention to themselves,” said the worst human alive.
Sorceresses are among us and they are rhythmic gymnasts.
She no longer needs to be woken up.
No, the horse doesn’t do all the work.
These are all people who are competing at the height of their sports.
So dangerous, yet so, so gratifying.
Some are calling it a culture clash, others are celebrating the diversity.
So thirsty I could drink the pool.
Be your most poppin’ at all your formal occasions.
Looking fresh from head to toe.
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
You’ve probably lied about having a spare pen because you didn’t want anyone else to use it.
So ready to binge-watch this masterpiece.
“Be careful, Diana. They do not deserve you.”