NOT THE RED CARD. ANYTHING BUT THE RED CARD.
Luna’s diaper doesn’t need changing. Just let her live.
Get ready to make some delicious decisions.
You like the best of things but you can easily compromise.
The truth is in the dipping sauces.
Because it’s the little things in life that truly make us happy.
It just makes more sense to go to bed clean.
Halloween needs to get here faster.
But really, what more could you want in a man…or men?
Step one: Be a woman. Step two: Wear whatever you damn well please.
“Can’t argue about an Eminem verse you’ll never listen to.”
“Eugene in the sheets, Keith in the streets.”
“You won’t believe it, but that wall has almost no effect in keeping them out.”
Taylor Swift’s embrace of victimhood doesn’t begin and end with Kanye West – it can be traced back to the start of her decade-long career in both her music and her relationship with the media.