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21 Reasons Dylan And Cole Sprouse Are The Total Package

But really, what more could you want in a man...or men?

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Two is better than one, and here's exactly why.

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1. They're woke af.

How does one become so cultured and accepting at such a young age? Teach me your ways.
Twitter: @colesprouse

How does one become so cultured and accepting at such a young age? Teach me your ways.

But where is the lie?

2. They offer so much wisdom.

Sounding like a true Sociology 101 professor.
Twitter: @dylansprouse

Sounding like a true Sociology 101 professor.

3. They'll be honest about what they want in a girl.

*yells frick at the top of my lungs*
Twitter: @colesprouse

*yells frick at the top of my lungs*

4. They're educated, like, super educated.

Both brothers graduated from New York Universityโ€™s Gallatin School of Individualized Study โ€” with honors!
Cole Sprouse / Via instagram.com

Both brothers graduated from New York Universityโ€™s Gallatin School of Individualized Study โ€” with honors!

5. They put the 'man' in 'man bun.'

COLE SPROUSE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’—

Twitter: @ThatManBun

The ultimate thirst trap.

6. They get down to business.

Dylan is brewing something up in Brooklyn. This summer he has plans to open his own meadery.

7. They talk dirty โ€” at least on Twitter.

No but really, I would like some Cole all in my stocking.
Twitter: @colesprouse

No but really, I would like some Cole all in my stocking.

8. And according to Cole โ€” they're packing.

Enough said.
Twitter: @colesprouse

Enough said.

9. They're exploring the field of modeling and photography.

10. They have smiles sent from the orthodontist gods.

How are they even real?
Twitter: @colesprouse

How are they even real?

11. They're in touch with their feelings.

Because let's be honest, we all want a semi-sensitive guy.
Twitter: @colesprouse

Because let's be honest, we all want a semi-sensitive guy.

12. Their love for animals might just be greater than their love for humans.

Cole Sprouse / Via instagram.com, Cole Sprouse / Via instagram.com, Cole Sprouse / Via instagram.com

From the looks of it, both brothers own a dog and love showing them off on Twitter.

13. They whip in the kitchen.

Real men wear aprons.
Cole Sprouse / Via instagram.com

Real men wear aprons.

14. They dive into different cultures.

"Spent the night in #Kyoto with Mr. Kadokawa. Traditional garb, food, music, and scenery certainly made an impression."
Twitter: @colesprouse

"Spent the night in #Kyoto with Mr. Kadokawa. Traditional garb, food, music, and scenery certainly made an impression."

15. They have advice for days.

And because of this tweet, I now hold my own hand everywhere I go (,;
Twitter: @colesprouse

And because of this tweet, I now hold my own hand everywhere I go (,;

16. They take public transportation just like you and I.

17. They give zero fucks about what anyone thinks.

18. They take Halloween seriously.

Looks like a young Leonardo DiCaprio in my opinion.
Twitter: @colesprouse

Looks like a young Leonardo DiCaprio in my opinion.

19. They can dress themselves.

Too much sauce.
Twitter: @colesprouse

Too much sauce.

20. They keep in touch with old friends.

https://www.instagram.com/p/399MVIwjXa/?taken-by=colesprouse
https://www.instagram.com/p/0n1eP6QjZG/?taken-by=colesprouse

21. And they really just look hot doing literally anything.

No, but honestly, something about this is turning you on.

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