Young Jason Momoa — And I Can't Stress This Enough — Could Spit In My Mouth
SPLIT 👏 ME 👏 IN 👏 HALF. 👏
As you probably know, a lot of people are obsessed with Jason Momoa rn because he just starred in Aquamarine or whatever.
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While I'm not exactly one for superhero movies, I am one for Jason Momoa.
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And this week, I came across a picture of YOUNG Jason Momoa that gave me A LOT to think about.
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So after much consideration, I have decided that young Jason Momoa could, indeed, split me in half.
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Like.
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Are.
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You.
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KIDDING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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He's 21 here. Calm the f*ck down!!!!!!!!!!
I would honestly pretend to drown and if either of the other lifeguards besides young Jason Momoa tried to save me, I'd be like, "No."
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I want young Jason Momoa to perform m**th-to-m**th on me, rub SPF 75 on my pale a**, use me as his f*cking b**gie b**rd, IDGAF!!!!!!!
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Liiiiiiiiike??????
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Umm........
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...this pic just gave me a pregnancy scare.
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In conclusion 👏 therefore 👏 and thus 👏 these pictures prove that Jason Momoa is a pipe-able Hawaiian god at any age...
...but like, ESPECIALLY here.
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Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!!!!!!!! Kiss kiss!!! ✌️😘
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