There's A Sexy Spider-Man Boudoir Shoot And Holy Crap, I'm Blushing
This time, Peter Parker was the one to drop his drawers for the internet's most insatiable thirst-monsters.
Here he is, looking pensive, thinking about spider things.
He just wants to welcome you into his web.
He'll laugh at all of your jokes.
And tell you not to get up — he'll make the coffee, babe.
That means he's got you covered.
Even when he's not totally covered.
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