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She is not to be messed with.


"Cool story, bro, now go chop some lumber."

Femme fatale royalty.

"There’s nothing more maddening than debating someone who doesn’t know history."

Oh, and PS: She won.

Don't @ me with "I remember all of this and I am 12," 'cause no, you don't! This is for "old people" only!!!

"This is truly one of the most wonderful Hermiones I've ever seen or imagined."

"Is that even legal?" —An actual adult person, asking if a man can take his wife's last name

No girl in glasses can stand a chance, apparently!

Billie's new campaign aims to normalize female body hair and emphasize that shaving is a choice.

This is an intervention.

"Do you do that to the guys?"

I'm over them.

Dwayne to the rescue.

You're officially out of excuses.

These comics are truly magical.

You are what you eat.

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"You can't 'fix' us."

Are you more Aphrodite or Ares?

Are you a total Hermione-Voldemort?

It's basically the made-for-Twitter version of Bring It On.

"Show him it's a woman's world."

AKA everyone.


Time to see which celeb you're actually compatible with!

Prediction for 2018: Typing is out; handwriting is in.

"I am not her. And how dare anyone assume that I should look like her."

No labels, no problem.

King of memes.

"If you don't stop touching girls, I'm gonna come out there and fuck you up."

"It doesn't matter if they are an actor... they are kids first."

Mulan = eyebrow goals.


"If you can't handle me at my Te Ka, you don't deserve me at my Te Fiti..."


That annoying red line you get on your stomach after sitting all day.


You ain't never had a friend like Will Smith.


You would be so pretty if you just took off those off forever.

"Over the years, this man has loved every curve, every roll, and every stretch mark on my body."

Badass, thy name is Gal.

I wasn't ready for this and now I'm an --> 0 : )

So many mems, so little time.

I need 12 boxes delivered to my doorstep ASAP.

Suddenly I love nature.

Let the crowd say amen!

This is pastably the most important quiz you'll ever take.

This kid definitely doesn't have two left feet.

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