Mama roasts best.
My lips say, "No biggie!" but my eyes scream, "YOU ARE DEAD TO ME."
It's not that I don't like your haircut; I just think it makes you look bad.
"Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter."
I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD, THE ONLY ROAD THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN.
Bully or bullied? That is the question!
I THINK I'LL TRYYYYYY DEFYYYYYING GRAVITYYYYY!
I hate jello.
14 Cakes That Will Make You Say, "I Didn't Realize How Horrifying Giving Birth Was Until I Saw That Buttercream Labia"
Birthing cakes are the new gender-reveal cakes.
You would be so pretty if you just took off those off forever.
HINT: Taylor Swift kicks someone in the face.
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon!
WHO WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE ISLAND?
He threw the pineapple lights into a pit of fire!
I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM!