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21 Times The Internet Roasted The Shit Out Of "Harry Potter"

"Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter."

1. When Potter finally got called out for involving everyone in his save-the-world drama.

2. When Dumbledore was accused of creating an architecturally regressive work environment.

dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so…a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]

3. When Harry Potter was just another statistic.

the department of child services failed Harry Potter

4. And when being "The Chosen One" only carried him so far.

Don't worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter

5. When Dumbledore became Dumble-dirty.

If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like "and this is where the magic happens" in every room.

6. When Amy Schumer said what we were all thinking.

i want my money back from harry potter himself. i thought they banged in this one.

7. When the competence of Hogwarts professors was called into question.

The Hogwarts teachers must have felt so stupid when their traps designed to keep Voldemort from the stone were beaten by three 11 year olds

8. When Harry overlooked Ron for, like, the 500th time.

Harry: albus severus, named after the 2 bravest men I ever knew Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for u

9. When someone pointed out the most unrealistic thing in the series.

You gonna tell me NONE of Harry Potter's classmates got pregnant at Hogwarts? No. Wrong. At least 7 of them were pregnant.

10. When the internet had enough of J.K.'s unchecked creative license.

All the other schools in Harry Potter are called like, Hoobastank, or, Miss Marple 's Magical School For Worldly Girls

11. When we all realized that Harry was not Harvard-bound.

Harry Potter learned like, three spells in seven years.

12. When the internet gave us the SparkNotes version.

a four-word summary of the harry potter series: “you were right, hermione.”

13. When a second pass at the student code of conduct could have been useful.

14. When J.K. got lazy.

i still find it funny that the deadliest spell in the harry potter world, to which there is no surviving, is just misspelled 'abra kadabra'

15. When someone pointed out that Draco Malfoy and Eminem might be twins.

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16. When the Dursleys were finally able to use that cupboard under the stairs for storage.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001, Fantasy): A suburban British family is relieved that the weird cousin finally left.

17. When pie charts cut deep.

18. When even the innocuous act of blinking wasn’t safe from the internet’s crusty, crusty claws.

19. When we were reminded that Potter will always be a lil nerd boy.

Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter.

20. When the internet rewrote Harry Potter and made it better.

Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought "damn magic is dope as hell." #LastLinesFromGreatBooks

21. Finally, when everyone in the series got upstaged by a piece of leather.