1.
Someone you hate goes through a painful breakup, and you're like:
2.
A friend cancels on you at the last minute, and you're like:
3.
Your hairdresser fucks up your hair and you're like:
4.
Someone gives you a backhanded compliment, and you're like:
5.
Your roommate borrows your sweater without asking, and you're like:
6.
A stranger steps on your foot and quickly apologizes, and you're like:
7.
Your coworker gives their long-winded political opinion that no one asked for, and you're like:
8.
A waiter seriously fucks up your order and you're like:
9.
Your manager asks at you to do something and you're like:
10.
Your significant other gives you a shitty birthday gift and you're like:
11.
When you hit a cutie up only to get a "sorry, who is this?" text, you're like:
But you're actually like:
12.
A stranger tells you that your backpack is open, and you're like:
13.
Your asshole coworker seriously fucks up their presentation, and you're like:
14.
Your significant other calls you out on your shit, and you're like, "I totally understand. Thank you for loving me":
15.
So yeah, you're really mean...
...but it's fine because no one can tell!