1. Someone you hate goes through a painful breakup, and you're like:
FOX
But you feel like:
Warner Bros. Pictures
2. A friend cancels on you at the last minute, and you're like:
NBC
But you're really like:
ABC
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3. Your hairdresser fucks up your hair and you're like:
Paramount Pictures
But you're really like:
HBO
4. Someone gives you a backhanded compliment, and you're like:
FOX
But you're really like:
Paramount Pictures
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5. Your roommate borrows your sweater without asking, and you're like:
Comedy Central
But you're really like:
ABC
6. A stranger steps on your foot and quickly apologizes, and you're like:
CBS
But you're really like:
Big Machine
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7. Your coworker gives their long-winded political opinion that no one asked for, and you're like:
Netflix
But you're really like:
Columbia Pictures/
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
8. A waiter seriously fucks up your order and you're like:
The Weinstein Company
But you're really like:
HBO
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9. Your manager asks at you to do something and you're like:
ABC
But you're really like:
HBO
10. Your significant other gives you a shitty birthday gift and you're like:
IFC
But you're really like:
CBS
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11. When you hit a cutie up only to get a "sorry, who is this?" text, you're like:
VH1
But you're actually like:
HBO
12. A stranger tells you that your backpack is open, and you're like:
ABC
But you're really like:
Disney
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13. Your asshole coworker seriously fucks up their presentation, and you're like:
Disney
But you feel like:
Disney
14. Your significant other calls you out on your shit, and you're like, "I totally understand. Thank you for loving me":
ABC
But you're really like:
FOX
15. So yeah, you're really mean...
The CW
...but it's fine because no one can tell!
NBC
