Everyone Can Stop Talking About The New Ken Dolls, Because Ken Has Been Serving Looks For Years
...but it's time to wake up, sheeple! Because Ken has been serving looks for YEARS.
Example A: Mod Hair Ken doll
Mod Hair Ken has been serving looks since 1973...
...and he came with removable mustaches, beards, sideburns, and an "I GIVE NO FUCKS" attitude.
Example B: Fashion Jeans Ken
In 1981, Ken found a deep pink V-shirt and was like, NOT GOOD ENOUGH. So he embroidered his name onto it, because that's just the kind of guy he is.
And if you don't like it...he's not gonna say anything because he's averse to conflict.
Example C: Magic Earring Ken
Example D: Concert Date Ken
Example F: Sea Lovin' Ken
Example G: Rappin' Rockin' Ken
And finally, Example H: SuperStar Ken.
DONE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Barbie CANNOT hang. Ken rules doll fashion.
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