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25 Costco Jokes That Will Make You LOL And Buy A 30-Pack Of Gatorade

You don't understand. If I buy 128 oz of mayo, I'll be saving in the LONG TERM.

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2. When you've had too many free samples...

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When you're at Costco and they drop that fresh pallet of cinnamon life cereal. #Blessed

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Went to Costco for paper towels and bought the Cleveland Browns and a helicopter.

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When you're at Costco & see someone you knew long ago & they run away.

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When you're at Costco and someone snickers at your two 100 packs of Ramen

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I love that people are sampling animal crackers at Costco like they don't know what they taste like. NOTHIN'S CHANGED, GUYS.

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Him: Don't get your panties in a bunch. Me: It's called a bulk pack, Todd. That's how Costco sells them.

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Just bought 50 boxes of animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco.

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When you're at Costco and you think you see samples

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I like when you're at Costco and there are about 15 adults lined up for half a chicken nugget

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Costco employee- Would you like a sample? Trump- *pushing me out of the way* Yes!

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when you're at Costco grabbing samples and you whisper to your mom

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I wish I were as confident as the birds that fly inside Costco.

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"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." - Costco

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When Costco has to ask you to leave again after eating all the free samples for all of your meals every day of the… https://t.co/VscCvEuhWn

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Never blink when you're at Costco bc there are too many dilfs that you'll miss

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I remember when @Costco was a family place.

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when costco discontinued their berry smoothies..

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I bought my gym membership at Costco and now I've got 36-pack abs

25. And saving the best for last: This enterprising young blogger created this Costco pizza blog...

Where they post a picture of every Costco pizza they've eaten since May 2013.

It's A LOT of Costco pizza.

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